I like to drive so much. I like to go to the drag races. I love wicked burnouts. I like going sideways, drop top in the Moostang, wearing a full face street bike helmet that matches the paint of the car while my co-workers in the backseat record it for me. The police have seen the videos. I like driving standard better than automatic. I drive a Korean and a domestic trashcan, but I detail the balls off of them once a month so they are fresh. I like going hardcore in no man’s lands (The Valley, The Creek). I can do pray for salvation driving, but I can also do the lazy river. It’s so smooth it will make you nauseous. No accidents, no tickets, perfect record, in your face. We will argue over who gets to drive. Always.
So I’ve had dates here and there, but I haven’t gotten a kiss let alone humps since April 2nd 2007 and if you are on here how is school in Texas! Lately I would find no chemistry with a girl or she just will not return my calls. I will accept a girl who has conventionally unattractive physical flaws that are hard to change or she can’t change and to any extreme because it does not change how much I love our time together. If a girl weighs 4 hundie, no problem that just means more round mounds o’git down for me. Horrible skin condition, no problem we have so much fun together.
With that being said and you would not believe how common this is, if a girl has a moostash and/or a gotye with many fine long wispy hairs and refuses to shave them, it just is not going to happen for us. I have recently given a girl 4 weeks of dates to get it done, but she wouldn’t. I don't have to worry about her reading this because she does not have a computer. I showed her how fast an electric razor is, but she wasn't interested. The Amish are so headstrong. We didn’t kiss once and it felt funky to even hold hands. In my head it is like kissing a Guy. I just can’t do it. I would take a back massage from a guy, but that is the line. A back rub from a woman is preferred.
Speaking of things I like girls to do for me. They all revolve around being together, talking, and mostly physical contact. Once a month or so I get a mild headache and when I massage my own head it goes away so I want a girl to do that for me so I can have both hands free to play Army Of Two. Basically back massages, other hand play, and the like is always good.
My mom taught me to be a gentleman. I follow what she says. I open doors, leave surprise gifts like balloons and stuffed animals on girls’ cars regardless if I know them or not, keep good manners, treat people how I would like to be treated, be very generous, show appreciation when nice things are done for me, and bring flowers for no reason at all.
I work in the automotive repair business, but 2 years ago I was a Floral Manager where I worked for 15 years. That company is now closed. I specialized in floral gauntlets (large corsages, rainforests covering the arm) for elementary and middle school dances. High school kids only wanted the standard size. If it gets me any bonus points I can blow up and tie balloons fast while changing your oil.
I LOOOOOVE music. I listen to everything! I love Evanescence, Lacuna Coil, In This Moment, Within Temptation, and Icon For Hire just to name a few. I like plentiful, but not excessive bass. I like going to the movies, but my friends just want to download them and watch them on the computer. I like going out on adventures. I’m almost positive when you hear the enthusiasm in my voice you will be convinced to cross state lines with me. Bonus points if you carry a firearm cause that’s Tomb Raider Hot.
I have been told I have a very distinctive voice. You must play video games. Thank you for reading!