Sometimes I look at my life and just think, "I have made a terrible mistake".
I just can't figure out what it is.
Average Princess/Vlad the Impaler crossover.
I'm the smartest dumb girl out there. Really bad pattern recognition. Sucker for smooth talking handsome blondes. Not interested in boys who don't know what they want, kids who think video games are a serious hobby, or dudes who don't have a five year plan that includes words like "stability" or "upward mobility".
I talk fast, I work fast, I move fast, I think faster.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'm 'always' game for going to a beach or anything involving the water, and I'm also a sucker for an excuse to dress up. Meeting up for a few drinks is always an option, too.