Thought it was time for version 2.0 in this part. I'm 34, single, have a 6 year old daughter and an 8 month old chihuahua. They actually have similar characteristics (cute, adorable, sassy), aside from one that still craps on the floor. Damn dog! I recently purchased a home which is both cool and blows at the same time. Now I have to fix crap and pretend to like my neighbors. Aside from my daughter and home, coffee and crosswords are one of my premium past times. I work out occasionally, however found that laziness and lack of motivation conflict with that. Over the past few years I've found helping others makes me feel better, so though a tad selfish its kind of a win win. Past experiences have turned me into a much more humble individual and I absolutely refuse to take myself too seriously.
I'm looking for someone to give me "that" feeling again. We all know that feeling i assume. Much like everyone else I gravitate towards general qualities like honesty, humility, kindness, etc. Perfection is an unobtainable expectation and would scoff at anyone who claims to be. In conclusion, I'm lame for using in conclusion and if your "feelin" me let's just grab a cup of coffee.
Disclaimer: Though my profile is a tad sarcastic and may lack substance, I can assure you my intentions on here are genuine.. We're all searching (well almost all) for someone who makes you want to be a better person. Someone who brings happiness to your life each day, stands by you regardless of what life brings and can give your life additional purpose. Dishonesty does nothing but complicate life, therefore is not something I want to worry about in a relationship. You can find plenty of people who lie, however would be hard pressed to find anybody who enjoys being lied to. Oh yeah, I'm kind of a knucklehead and think I'm pretty funny. So we need to be able to laugh at each other and, of course, others..
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Maybe a game of tetherball or rock, paper scissors.... Would Chuck-E-Cheese be too creepy? If so, I'm assuming De-Ja Vu is out of the question... How about some coffee.