Bla bla bla flattering adjectives bla bla bla. Im sure that you've already found that about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I think that words are cheap, and actions speak greater volumes, so why waste time? So, why not start with a bad stuff – I can be impulsive and restless at times, I smoke too much, I cry at the end of "Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince" every time I read it, I cuss too often, and I slip into spats of hardcore video gaming. I live by the mantra, say what you mean, mean what you say. I have little patience for flakes and those people who are constantly late. How about you? What annoyed you today?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Dinner and casual conversation.