I party like its 1999.
My personality is really magnetic, makes me unable to carry credit cards.
I once challenged my reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth consecutive day, I won.
I am Americas next top model.
I never perspire.
I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind.
My strengths outweigh my weaknesses.
I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows.
I'm 6'2" on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me.
I hate fantasies because they always come true.
I bat 400.
I taught Charlie Sheen how to win!
I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven.
Im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler.
I dance with the stars.
I once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.
I shower daily.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.
Sushi is my favorite food group.
I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat.
Moms love me and children wanna be me.
I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket.
I always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees.
On Wednesdays, after practice, i repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I eat soup, I'm a go-getta.
I sleep once a day.
I want to stare in your eyes like a wierdo. I want to kick your feet and try to trip you when you walk in front of me. I want you to open the doors for ME and whenever I enter a room, you whistle the theme song to top gun!!