I listened to the subliminal messages In that U2 song "Still haven't found what I'm looking for" and in a hypnotizing like trance I made my way to this website. I tried another dating site before but I didn't know it was for Amish singles. It was just hard for me to wait for weeks for my carrier pigeon to relay messages back and forth so I decided on this one. I'll admit I feel a little odd doing this but it has got to be much safer than standing in the median of the interstate during 5 o'clock traffic holding up a sign that says, "Free Bacon" to attract the love of my life. With that being said, thanks for stopping by. Please feel free to take a tooth pick a mint on your way out. But before you do let me tell you about myself. I will start by saying I'm more fun than a cricket in your shorts. Humor is and always has been a part of my life. Laughter is my favorite sound. This past year I did Stand-Up comedy for the first time and can't wait to do it again. I am no stranger to the stage though. I was a touring musician for years that allowed me to travel the country, record albums, and perform for thousands of people. It was something I always wanted to since I was a kid. Then you get older an realize your not making U2 money and may need job w/ benefits, retirement, etc. So I got a big boy job in the Nuclear industry that consumes most of my time, which has brought me here. I don't have time to stand on the interstate and hold up my 'Free Bacon' sign anymore.
I march to the beat of my own drum (no pun intended) and look for that in a mate. I am looking for someone who takes care of herself, is ambitious, confident, and has an incredible since of humor that can make me laugh. Someone who is fashionable, stands out in a crowd, has an outgoing personality, and doesn't mind me popping wheelies on the shopping cart at grocery store.
I enjoy trying new restaurants, going to concerts,people watching, weekend getaways, thrift stores, art galleries, photography, sporting events, playing music, working out in the Wal-Mart Sporting Goods section. In the warm weather I enjoy taking my Kayak out, or floating my inflatable boat aka "The Aquaholic" down the river in my Sombrero neon green swimmies. If any of this is you. . . let's chat. I'm mean we're not here to find new Words With Friends opponents. Yada, yada, yada, I'm tired of typing. Just ask.