I listened to the subliminal messages In that U2 song "Still haven't found what I'm looking for" and in a hypnotizing like trance I made my way to this website. I tried another dating site before but I didn't know it was for Amish singles. It was just hard for me to wait for weeks for my carrier pigeon to relay messages back and forth so I decided on this one. I'll admit I feel a little odd doing this but it has got to be much safer than standing in the median of the interstate during 5 o'clock traffic holding up a sign that says, "Free Bacon" to attract the love of my life. With that being said, thanks for stopping by. Please feel free to take a tooth pick a mint on your way out. But before you do let me tell you about myself. I will start by saying I'm more fun than a cricket in your shorts. Humor is and always has been a part of my life. Laughter is my favorite sound which is why I started doing stand up comedy a few years ago.
I enjoy trying new restaurants, going to concerts,people watching, weekend getaways, thrift stores, art galleries, photography, sporting events, playing music, working out in the Wal-Mart Sporting Goods section. In the warm weather I enjoy taking my Kayak out, or floating my inflatable boat aka "The Aquaholic" down the river in my Sombrero neon green swimmies. If any of this is you. . . let's chat. I'm mean we're not here to find new Words With Friends opponents. Yada, yada, yada, I'm tired of typing. Just ask.