You: Funny (Carlin meets Louis CK). Smart (Jon Stewart + Mr. T). Honest (Abe Lincoln). Nice teeth (opposite of Steve Buscemi). Tall (you are tall enough for this ride -wink wink). Employed (you can buy your own gum). Articulate (verbal and written would be, like, awesome).
Me: Currently, I work. A lot. Love what I do. My interests range from boring to outside the box. I don't mind sharing. A neat freak, bordeline OCD (not really). Love to read. Hate waiting for people who are always late. Love mushrooms (on pizza!). Hate cilantro. Aim to get you to laugh. Must play my iPod in the car. Love manicure-pedicures on Sundays. Embarrassed by the amount of reality TV shows I watch. Always make sure to use spellcheck. Vanilla latte. Willing to try anything once. Not afraid to say, "I don't like it." Rookie gastronome. Always willing to lend a helping hand. UCLA alumni. Sarcasm master. 5 year plan subscriber. Humbled by the acts of kindness of others.