Megalodontist: BEEP BOOP I AM A ROBOT
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Manhattan, New York
Details
27 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Gemini with Brown hair
Intent
Megalodontist Wants a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Comic Nerd
Profession
Museum worker


dating
A rare good mood. Sans glasses.






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious



About Me
So this site is kind of creepy and trashy and I only just now after like a year and a half realized how awful my username is in the context of the site's name and now I'm pretty sure I'm the ***hole. I feel like a dolphin-killing joke would be appropriate. Does that make me a terrible person?

A social nerd. Third-generation New Yorker, and all that entails. Currently working in a local museum. I hope some day to curate at the Smithsonian, though I really don't know what the future will hold for me. I've got a bit of a food obsession (I once had occasion to produce a scholarly paper on the history of chili) and well-developed cooking skills, which can be a dangerous combination. I'm interested in a lot of things- urban decay, marine biology, nuclear accidents,the space program, et cetera. In my spare time, I like to play board games, build models, and sing karaoke. I'd like to learn to play the theremin or keytar some day, but I'm not really musical in real life. I couldn't live without my old greyscale iPod- I listen to a little of everything, but I lean towards classic rock, electronic music, and cheesy garbage from the 80s. I like to travel (like every other twenty-something in this city) but I'm more fond of road trips than flying to Europe or southeast Asia. Pro tip, guys- backpacking around Vietnam or Europe doesn't make you unique or interesting anymore. I've always wondered what it would be like to live underwater. People used to tell me I was a pretty funny guy, but I don't know what to think about that. My favorite author is Terry Pratchett, and I read a lot of comic books. Let me know if you want to be Steam friends.

First Date
Coffee? Lunch? Arson? I don't know. Whatever it is, it probably won't end well.


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