If you have a girlfriend or wife or any other female in your life with whom you regularly sleep with, I'M NOT INTERESTED! I don't want to be your side action. I don't want to be your friend with benefits. Also, I'm not going to send you pictures, they're already posted on here! Good grief...
You should also have a job, a car, and your own place. I do, why can't you? Call me shallow all you want. I support myself, I'm not supporting you too!
One last thing, you should like dogs and kids, since I have one of each. No, you can't meet them 12 hours after I meet you. I don't play the whore mom game.
Don't like any of this? AWESOME, THEN DON'T SEND ME A MESSAGE! You've already failed the pre screen, don't waste anymore of your time.
It seems quite sad that I have to actually say any of this. But believe me, it's more than necessary. Want to hear some crazy ****ing stories? Hit me up. This site is beyond ridiculous, but it does give me a fair amount of amusement. LMFAO