50shadesofchristopher: Lets make each other laugh :-D
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
Manchester, UK
50 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Scorpio
50shadesofchristopher is looking for a relationship.
High school
Hopeless Romantic
Oil industry

My & my Son ;0)

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Separated Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Grey Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years
Pets Dog  

About Me
Looking for that special lady to share happy times..im not into rushing things just want to meet someone nice and see what comes of it. Gold diggers need not apply, if you are the right person I'll treat you anyway. I work hard and am ambitious. I'm fun loving and always up for a laugh infact I struggle to be serious sometimes. Been hurt before so just a little wary. My dream is to write a book about my life because.. Jesus Ive had an interesting life.. but i cant seem to find the confidence to put the words in order.... Its a burning ambitition & Im the type of guy who acts on those.. Im spontanious.. If it feels right.. by God im gonna go for it ..I have a loving family around me but need the intimacy of a relationship. Im very keen on sport & play golf regularly ( and badly ). Im just a normal sort of guy really with no hang ups or skeletons in the closet. So.. If you like what you have read and would like to know a little more... Please do mail me... And if its a " no likey" good luck & thanks for reading.. Mwaah xxx

Final thought:

And so I spent what seemed like an eternity, discecting my profile, trying to pick decent mugshots (which ain't easy when you look like you've been set on fire & put out with a golf shoe, and are so ugly you could make an onion cry)... The hours of sifting through all the smiley faces looking for that special lady were taking its toll ... When... All of a sudden my big blue eyes were drawn, almost by magic to the top left corner of the screen.. Eh? What's that blue box there?? I scrolled in closer and could not believe what I saw..... Omfg... NEW MAIL !!!! My heart started to beat like crazy & the hairs on the back of my neck stood up, OMG.. Could this be it??? This could well be what I have been searching for.. The woman of my dreams, my soul mate. I nervously edged my finger over the box & tried to open it but I have sausage fingers and im shaking like a drunken Elvis impersonator.. This could be the one I said.. I took a deep breath & gently pressed the button...... POF ADMIN !!!!AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH :-D x

One final thing :
I know I'm not no Tom Cruise but my beauty is within.. & I seek a lady who has inner beauty!! I really don't care if you are stunningly good looking & wear the top brands. I do like a lady to be a lady though!! Nails heels & make up are a big plus for me.. What the scales say isn't!! I've got alot to offer to the right person.. And even if you are not my soul mate. I will absolutely 100% treat you with the respect (as a lady) you deserve. ;-) x

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
A few drinks (alcohol free of course) id hate to be taken advantage of. Then a hearty meal..well not heart exactly but you know what I mean...interesting conversation with maybe a good laugh.. Perfecto :-P

Mail Settings
To send a message to 50shadesofchristopher you MUST meet the following criteria:
Must not do drugs
Must not be married