I'm a recent Louisville transplant from Cincinnati, I expect one day toilet paper will be currency, the easiest way to my heart is through my henley tee, I love catching people in cars picking their noses, I brush my teeth in the shower, I rock corduroy, your mom already loves me, I make better brownies than you, I don’t believe in tablecloths, Crocs or casseroles.
I want to buy a bowling alley, make it Turkish themed and call it Istan-bowl. I live alone, but never am. I like to figure out how things work, but that doesn't mean I always do. What else? Umm…I have all my fingers and toes, I promise.
Who would I choose to narrate my life? Kevin Spacey, you?
Favorite guilty pleasure #1: getting drunk and singing Alanis Morissette's 'I'm a B*tch, I'm a Lover' with a bunch of strangers ...stop judging me.
I have fun everywhere I go, and try to leave a wake of smiles along my path. I've loved my time in this city so far and am so happy with where I live, and thankful to have a career to support and complement my lifestyle. I don't regret anything about moving here and I'm looking forward to making this place my home. Being 23 and where I am kind makes me wanna fist bump.
Have you read this? I hope you have, people usually don't. Hopefully you've gained a perspective of my personality from doing so. Making someone smile is the greatest feeling… if this made you smile, let me know.
If you're beautiful, smart, charming, honest, can laugh at each other's stupidity, I'll find you worth hanging out with. KCCO.