So I find myself open for business again.
I have a goofy sense of humor and usually get along best with similiar personalities. I'm a very affectionate person once I become fond of someone but it doesn't always come easy. I don't take myself too seriously but I'm committed to becoming a more evolved and complete human being. I grew up playing the drums and other instruments so music is really important to me. I'm impressed with those who can venture outside the normal mainstream radio stuff.
Major points if you: are familiar with any of the nouns listed in my interests section; will not be intimidated by my rowdy friends and family; are punctual and will respect my time; love sports especially hockey and snow sports; love trying new food and are capable of joining me in the kitchen; love a wide variety of music; go to the gym and take care of your body; actually have hobbies and interests beyond tanning and shoe shopping.
Points deducted if you: refuse to smile in pictures; have a limited sense of humor; are a buzzkill; don't have to keep pointing out how "classy" you are; too heavy on the pharmaceuticals or booze; are too heavy on the bible stuff; don't like dogs; don't take care of your teeth; are rude to the waiter on our first date; have abandonment issues or seperation anxiety.
If I don't message you back it's not because I feel you are an unworthy person, it's because I don't feel like we are a match. Cool? Thanks and happy fishing!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something simple like my parole hearing, the dentist, couples therapy, the DMV, abstinence seminar, etc.