Hey how's it going? So most people I've met tell me I'm a pretty intelligent person. I think it's their way of telling me I'm a nerd in a nice way. Admittedly though, I'm actually proud to be a nerd. Growing up I took the short bus to school. My mom told me it's because I lived on the outside of town but I think it's because of all the paint chips chased with elmers glue I ingested as a kid. But whatevs, I got my masters in physics so I think I turned out alright. In addition to being a nerd, I'm also pretty hot. I mean, have you seen those pictures of me wearing a three wolf shirt? It's not easy looking sexy when you're wearing attire bought off Amazon, but I'm still able to pull it off. As with anything in life, it's all in how you rock it out.
So what else about me? I'm a pretty good cook. My mom, despite all the challenges I likely posed, actually did a pretty good job of raising me. She's Italian so that's mostly what I know how to cook. I'm also a pretty good dancer. My random gesticulations and gyrations have been known to attract many a woman. Being Italian and having spent the first 18 years of my life in NJ right outside NYC, I can fist pump like a champ.
So about you. You're not crazy (or at least not in a bad way). You're not afraid to be yourself and rock out a three wolves (or unicorn or whatever you fancy) shirt in public. You'll dance in the middle of the aisle at the grocery store when Boston's "Foreplay/Long Time" starts playing (yes I have done that). And finally, you won't run away when you get too close to me.
I guess that's it. Good luck to everyone reading!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
My ideal date would be to either rob a bank or have dinner on the International Space Station.