Ah yes, the about me section... Alright, here is my existential identity crisis. Who am I? Or more importantly, who am I when it comes to who I want someone else to think I am, so they will contact me, go out with me, and eventually kiss me?
I'd rather let you discover that for yourself. I'd rather talk to you and get to know you as opposed to read a few paragraphs.
In short, I'm honest, hard-working, reliable, faithful, and just your average small town/old fashioned type of guy. If you want to know more, just ask.