My Ideal man...George Carlin ;)
I'm loyal sarcastic, down to earth, mama of one!! I like comedy clubs, or out for a few drinks with friends! Most of my time is spent with my mini me...A lil tired of always being the 3rd wheel lol My daughter is getting older (she's 9) as am I....n hell I'd like to give her a sibling maybe someday, maybe before she's 20! lol Well from reading profiles on here I'm apparently a dork because I take the time out to read someones profile and not just look at the pretty pictures! lol
~*~FUNNY! SARCASM! sense of humor!...yes please
~*~accents...not a requirement but damn sexy =0)
~*~use of the english language...not ebonics!
~*~a nice smile
~*~loves kids and animals
~*~men that go tanning (your skin should look like skin...not leather)
~*~over tweezed eyebrows (yes there should be 2 but they shouldn't look like chick brows)
~*~If you are a bible hugger...NEXT (you can have any religion you want, I don't hate, but it is just pure
stupidity if you think that humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time)
FAVE BOOKS: almost done with all the george carlin books, Bill Maher, chelsea handler - chelsea chelsea bang bang, twilight series\, Charlaine Harris (the Sookie Stackhouse novels) James Patterson, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Lewis Black ~ Me of little faith...
FAVE SHOWS: The Big Bang Theory, The Voice, true blood, house, two and a half men, dancing with the stars, castle, Hawaii 5-0, 2 broke girls, once upon a time, nat geo channel, history channel...O and of course Disney Channel & Nickelodeon