My Ideal man...George Carlin ;)
I'm loyal sarcastic, down to earth, mama of one!! I like comedy clubs, or out for a few drinks with friends! Most of my time is spent with my mini me...I've been single for a while n a lil tired of always being the 9th wheel lol My daughter is getting older (she just turned 8) as am I....n hell I'd like to give her a sibling someday, maybe before she's 20! lol Well from reading profiles on here I'm apparently a dork because I take the time out to read someones profile and not just look at the pretty pictures! lol
~*~FUNNY! SARCASM! sense of humor!...yes please
~*~accents...not a requirement but damn sexy =0)
~*~use of the english language...not ebonics!
~*~a nice smile
~*~loves kids and animals
~*~men that go tanning (your skin should look like skin...not leather)
~*~over tweezed eyebrows (yes there should be 2 but they shouldn't look like chick brows)
~*~If you are a bible hugger...NEXT (you can have any religion you want, I don't hate, but it is just pure
stupidity if you think that humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time)
FAVE BOOKS: almost done with all the george carlin books, Bill Maher, chelsea handler - chelsea chelsea bang bang, twilight series\, Charlaine Harris (the Sookie Stackhouse novels) James Patterson, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Lewis Black ~ Me of little faith...
FAVE SHOWS: The Big Bang Theory, The Voice, true blood, house, two and a half men, dancing with the stars, castle, Hawaii 5-0, 2 broke girls, once upon a time, nat geo channel, history channel...O and of course Disney Channel & Nickelodeon