First off, major bonus points to anyone who knows my headline.
I know what you want to see here. It's the same thing you just read a minute ago. You probably read it a few more times even before getting there. I have no interests listed here, no hobbies, nothing that should set me apart from everyone else, but honestly, why bother putting something on my page that everyone else has. Why bother putting up the same mundane stuff everyone is into. I'm a guy, am I into sports? Obviously. Do I like to travel? Who doesn't. Do I have a job? Yes. Do I have a car? Yes. Isn't this boring? Please stop.
Let's try a different approach. I'm just going to ramble about things I think are cool or stuff I like to think about. Maybe you'll find some humor in here.
-Isn't it weird how we all have a little voice in our head, like the one you use to read this?
-Fingers are kind of odd, it's like our arms split up into little arms and they hug everything we hold.
-I'd have the hardest choice trying to decide living in a world where Harry Potter was real, or where Pokemon was real.
-If you think about it, technically, the brain named itself.
-Ever notice the word OK is like a little sideways person?
-Why doesn't white chocolate milk exist?
-If you say "beer can" in a British accent, you're saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent. Try it.
-Is the 's' or the 'c' silent in the word scent?
If you'd like to start a conversation, make a move. There's nothing sexier than a woman who goes after what she wants =p