mprak01: Yo!
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Ceres, California
35 year old Female, < 5' (< 152 cm), Non-religious
Indian Capricorn with Black
mprak01 is looking for a relationship.
Some college
Free Thinker

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
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Do you drink? No Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language Hindi  

About Morien
Warning! This is going to be a novel but at least you know what I'm like...I've been single for almost 5 years; and hey this websites free! I work a lot (I'm a go getter, a workaholic, a numbers junkie, lots of ambition, and a definite Type A personality). I think one of the reasons I've been single is that I'm an overachiever and don't put enough effort when it needs to be balanced; so I'm workin' on that! But note that I just quit my job!

A passion is dancing so if there is anytime I can dance at the gym, I'm there! I've been dancing since I was a kid and I don't have any formal training but it's just natural to me and I like doing all styles but my favorite is hip hop for sure. It's not uncommon that I get asked in any class, "Are you an instructor?," or get told from the instructor I need to be in front of the class. I can draw or paint anything. People think my age is wrong on here but it's right, I'm 34. I'm a sucker for jigsaw puzzles. I do them fast and I'm super excited about my 13,200 MichaelAngelo's Sistine Chapel Puzzle! Yay-YA! I have 15 tattoos; I have plans to get more but when I get one I have no idea I'm getting a tattoo. It's very spontaneous. I get one, and I have it forever. But I never regret it. :) When I'm 80 I won't care what I look like! Oh and I'm really not into selfies. So much going on in the world and I just find that vain and annoying.

I have a Pomeranian named Ouschi Mouschi and a Yorkie Poo named Kung Pao Chicken (he goes by Poo Poo). I would love to have many mini pet pigs, some teeny monkeys, giant rabbits and mini rabbits, a couple of ostriches, chickens, goats, sheep, koalas, and hopefully a herd of chow chows one day. Who knows, maybe two mini horses as well. So, I'm an animal lover! My plan in two years is to move to a place with a lot of land and start my collection of animals and farming, really focus on sustainable food sources and energy.

People think I'm either weird or quirky but eff it; I accept it ;). Half the time I'm joking around so I don't know what I'm talking about, I tend to go off tangents and I should really try harder to think before I speak. I'm honest to a fault. I'm really random. I'm full of random useless information. I curse like a sailor sometimes. I'm constantly making impersonations or voices, and I laugh at my own jokes all the time (I know, I know) and I laugh uncontrollably to the point I start crying and laughing (or snort...that's sad haha) and pulling the collar off my shirt (if I have a collar) cause it tickles. I think of myself as a fairly intelligent person but I have no common sense whatsoever. I mean how much vodka have I drank in my life and I just realized..."It's pronounced SMIR-NOFF? NOT SCCHHMURNOFF? WHAAA?" I'll tilt my head to the left like a dog out of amazement since I had an epiphany. That's just one example. But hey, at least you know what you'd expect if we went on a date.

I'm looking for someone smart and witty. Someone who can carry a decent conversation and have an open mind as well as someone who's interested in taking care of their health (don't have to be an uber health freak or buff and stuff but just go to the gym once in a while and get up and get extra dopamine exchange in your brain for goodness sakes). Oh and Ignorance or hate bothers me.

Just looking for a nice, genuine good guy; not the hook up with a random type (that's NOT going to happen)! Please don't message me if you want someone to do any type of drug. I've gotten a couple of those and I'm like, "WTF?" I don't do any so don't even bother asking. And please don't message me saying that you will buy me whatever I wan't (I find that insulting to my intelligence).

Not looking for anyone who plays games either; just let me know whats up. If you like like me. If you don' don't. If you haven't noticed, I'm pretty blunt. And hey it's always good to find a friend anyway if you don't mesh well in person on a date! Think of it as the glass half full. But I will say that I am loyal, trustworthy, affectionate, giving, not a spoiled princess, and I will put in 150% if I am in a relationship.

I'm at the point in my life where I left my job (which in itself it was extremely exhausting and high pressure) and I will state that at this point I'm putting quite a bit of energy in creating a business plan, financial analysis, and growth analysis on vegetables/fruits in different states of their environment to start my own grocery chain. I'm assuming I will be taking a work break for 6 to 8 months. So I don't have much free time; but if I find the right person I can make time. And I am almost starting over in every other aspect of my life as well. I sold my Prius. I got a bike (aka bicycle dammit). So my life is pretty much business plan, meditation, yoga, riding bikes, running, dancing, swimming (anything fitness oriented). My goal is to just get healthy and as athletic and fit as I used to be. In the meantime I'm putting away $ on the side cause I will eventually buy another Prius again but for now I'm good just going back to the basics. By the time I am 35 I want to be in the best shape of my life and enjoy things naturally. I sold most of my material things that most people would love to say they have; I just got rid of everything and who knows...maybe this is my "midlife non-crisis but change is abroad?" I've been that person who makes a lot and has the newest and nicest apartments, clothes, shoes, and never worries about money and I could buy what I wanted; and realized I just wasn't happy and really focused on the Hedonic Adaptation theory which was a waste of mental energy and I asked myself, "What's the bigger picture?". And as I've gotten older and done so much work with natural and organic foods; I realize that there is an ethical issue I care about when it comes to food. Just because it's labeled to be healthy doesn't mean so.

I'm also heading to Mother Theresa's Kalighat for the Sick, Dying and Diseased in Kolkata, India for 3 weeks. I think it's important that God gave you life as a loan and you should do some good and pay the loan back with some interest. So I'm volunteering and really looking forward to spreading out good deeds. Have a feeling I will be crying everyday though. :( After that I'm off to Peru for an Ayahuasca spiritual retreat and Machu Picchu. Only then will I return hunting for investors for my company.

P.S. I'm a sucker for tattoos, beards, and a great set of teeth! Since I wrote so much about myself, I promise not to talk too much if we went on a date and listen!

First Date
Coffee! Nothing too serious but casual enough to get to know someone and gauge whether you're a serial killer or not! Hahaha!