Hi! This is going to be a novel but at least you know what I'm like.....
I've been single for almost 5 years; and hey this websites free! I work a lot (I'm a go getter, a workaholic, a numbers junkie, lots of ambition, and a definite Type A personality). My job revolves around natural/organic foods, general merchandise, and seasonal imports buyer for a chain. You wanna know anything about food or planograms; I'm the lady to ask! I think one of the reasons I've been single for a long time is that I put my work first always to a fault and then I'll put a relationship second. Don't ask my why I do that; I just do. One other thing I will be honest about is that I absolutely hate my job and my goal is to launch my own grocery chain in two years; where I can be the one who dictates what kind of food we supply and absolutely be ethical in feeding the most healthy foods to people versus dealing with corporate folks who take kickbacks and feed people garbage. This is a passion of mine and I can ramble on and on and on...
Another passion is dancing so if there is anytime I can dance at the gym, I'm there! I've been dancing since I was a kid and I don't have any formal training but it's just natural to me and I like doing all styles but my favorite is hip hop for sure. Yes I can pop lock like a guy..haha! It's not uncommon that I get asked in any class, "Are you an instructor?," or get told from the instructor I need to be in front of the class.
I draw (I can draw anything) and I enjoying singing. A few other things I enjoy is karaoke, Tahoe, and blackjack. Once I'm at the table its pretty hard to peel me off! I mean I can stay there for 12 hours; I will almost want to cry if I have to go to the bathroom and leave the table!
People think my age is wrong on here but it's right, I'm 34.
I have 15 tattoos; I have plans to get more but when I get one I have no idea I'm getting a tattoo. It's very spontaneous. I get one, and I have it forever. But I never regret it. :) Oh wel! When I'm 80 I won't care what I look like!
I have a Pomeranian named Ouschi Mouschi and a Yorkie Poo named Kung Pao Chicken (he goes by Poo Poo). I would love to have many mini pet pigs, some teeny monkeys, giant rabbits and mini rabbits, a couple of ostriches, chickens, goats, sheep, koalas, and hopefully a herd of chow chows one day. Who knows, maybe two mini horses as well. So, I'm an animal lover! My plan in two years is to move to a farm and start my collection of animals and really focus on sustainable food sources and energy.
People think I'm either weird or quirky but eff it; I accept it ;). Half the time I'm joking around so I don't know what I'm talking about, I tend to go off tangents and I should really try harder to think before I speak. I have no shame, sometimes I have horrible manners, I burp, and blurt out things that I should really talk about later after getting to know someone; I'm too honest to a fault. I'm really random. I curse like a sailor. I'm constantly making impersonations or voices, and I laugh at my own jokes all the time (I know, I know) and I laugh uncontrollably to the point I start crying and laughing (or snort...that's sad haha) and pulling the collar off my shirt (if I have a collar) cause it tickles. I think of myself as a fairly intelligent person but I have no common sense whatsoever. I mean how much vodka have I drank in my life and I just realized..."It's pronounced SMIR-NOFF? NOT SSCCHHMURNOFF? WHAAA?" And I'll tilt my head to the left like a dog out of amazement since I had an epiphany. That's just one example. But hey, at least you know what you'd expect if we went on a date. I will definitely tell you, I am not a refined woman...
I'm looking for someone smart and witty. Someone who can carry a decent conversation and have an open mind as well as someone who's interested in taking care of their health (don't have to be an uber health freak or buff and stuff but just go to the gym once in a while and get up). I do like a guy who's got a cool fashion sense (easy going cool not vain), into a diverse selection of music and a little on the artsy side.
I listen to all types of music but my favorites are One Republic, Imagine Dragons, Coldplay, Radiohead, Daft Punk....
Just looking for a nice, genuine good guy; not the hook up with a random type (that's NOT going to happen)! Please don't message me if you want someone to do any type of drug. I've gotten a couple of those and I'm like, "WTF?" I don't do any so don't even bother asking.
Not looking for anyone who plays games either; just let me know whats up. If you like me you like me if you don't, you don't. If you haven't noticed, I'm pretty blunt. And hey it's always good to find a friend anyway instead of someone to date.
I'm at the point in my life where I have my job (which in itself it extremely exhausting and high pressure) and I will state that at this point I'm putting quite a bit of energy in creating a business plan, financial analysis, and growth analysis on vegetables/fruits in different states of their environment to start my own grocery chain. So I don't have much free time; but if I find the right person I can make time. And I am almost starting over in every other aspect of my life. I sold my Prius. I got a bike (aka bicycle dammit). So my life is pretty much work, meditation, yoga, riding bikes, running, dancing, swimming (anything fitness oriented). My goal is to just get healthy and as athletic and fit as I used to be. In the meantime I'm putting away $ on the side cause I will eventually buy another Prius again but for now I'm good just going back to the basics. By the time I am 35 I want to be in the best shape of my life and enjoy things naturally. I sold most of my material things that most people would love to say they have; I just got rid of everything and who knows...maybe this is my "midlife non-crisis but change is abroad?" I've been that person who makes a lot and has the newest and nicest apartments, clothes, shoes, and never worries about money and I could buy what I wanted; and realized I wasn't happy. And as I've gotten older and done so much work with natural and organic foods; I realize that there is an ethical issue I care about when it comes to food. Just because it's labeled to be healthy doesn't mean so. So I really took a deep down dive on evaluating what's important and what really isn't. :)
So...go sustainability and change! I figured it would be nice just to forget about traffic and everything you tend to get caught up in as far as stress and the fast pace of life. People may thing I'm crazy but I really don't care. So here goes!
Just so ya know, I'm not into the following:
Not active and out of shape
Not a dog person
Lack of a sense of humor