If you have 69 in your username, you are ridiculous.
I absolutely Hate cilantro more than anything
Bill Murray is the best.
Favorite movie is life aquatic
I once swallowed a thumb tack and had to get an emergency endoscopy
I am currently banned from playing boardgames with my friends due to severe competitiveness
ducks are awesome, they are like little speedboats
My favorite thing to do when I drink is sleep
I am extremely sarcastic
I rarely turn down bets because I am stubborn
I tend to argue about anything, just for arguments sake
I love reading (not shades of gray, officially the most juvenile and worst book ever written)
I am terrified of dark water, and logs in the water, and fish in the water, and weeds in the water, but love swimming
Adventuretime is the absolute best tv show in the entire world
Funny people are the best kind of people
sometimes I get heartburn for no reason
I'm obsessed with the chive
I can't stand tequila
When you boil potatoes make sure the water is cold to begin with
YOLO, people should consider it when saying it, because it actually makes me want to kill them.
I love lame jokes
I'm terrified of apes because my sister used to beat me with a gorilla stuffy
Every time I steal or kill someone in a video game I feel guilty
If you eat a wedge of lime it will get rid of your heartburn
I am damn good at limericks
I absolutely hate public breast feeding in restaurants more than anything in the world. Including cilantro.
Why did the bike fall over?
I can't dance
I love drinking pickle juice
If you wear shirts with sparkles, pop your collar, have a chinstrap, or shape your eyebrows your probably messaging the wrong girl.
Unlike most girls I will not combust into flames if I leave the house with no make up on.
My favorite animal is a slow loris
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