I'm a thinker, not a talker.
I can be comical sometimes.
I'm obnoxiously happy if you can get past my quietness.
I'm a sarcastic ***hole more often than not.
I'm trying to be open to new experiences.
I'm reckless in a well thought out kind of way.
I'm currently working on myself. I'd like to get fit. I need a personal trainer, if you know of a good one out here let me know. Lol or just someone who has an idea about how to go about it. That being said, there is a reason I have the bbw body type checked off. I have a body shot in my photos. I know it's not the greatest, but it'll do until I get another one.
You've probably read this a thousand times, but I really do enjoy body modifications. Everyone has their limits, I haven't found mine yet. I'm always open to finding a tattoo buddy :)
I've been around the world. It took far longer than eighty days. I'm not sure what my next great adventure will be, but I can't wait to find it.
I am a dog person. I have an English Bulldog and an American Bulldog.
I suppose my type of man would be a tattooed, bearded dude who wears v-neck shirts that show off his chest hair. He would have strong hands, and broad shoulders, and a fantastic sense of humor. He would be sharp as a tack, have a love for old books, and be playful. Snarky, but still kind hearted. Ambitious and totally honest when I ask if these jeans make my ass look good.
Well that or anyone who has something more in common with me than being human.
If you’re over 40 and checking me out I’m definitely thinking about being your sugar baby.
Finance me, boo.
I’m into that shit.
That was sarcasm.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I honestly would just like to meet people. I just moved to the area and I'm bored out of my mind.
If I viewed your profile, it probably because your display photo showed tattoos or a dog.
Sorry, I'm not sorry for creepin.