I was uncool before uncool was cool. im 6'1" 15 lbs. im a zombie hunter and dragon slayer. i can fly but only on tuesdays. i can make small amounts of air in the air. its actually not that impressive. i can run really fast. wanna see me run to china and back? wanna see me do it again? an apple a day keeps the Dr. away...unless your allergic to apples. i love it when you do that thing...you know. i can honestly say i have never given a reach around to an alligator. broken fingers hurt. you can't dry hump someone in the rain. i wanna tickle a sword swallower with a turtle.(i actually just recently met a sword swallower). wow. thats a big chicken. clothing and alcohol don't mix. if you run around an echo circle while staring at the center you will see the opening to a new dimension. im the reason why people pull out. i CAN BE fun about 75% of the time. im a flying squirrel. when i grow up im gonna make toast. hurdy gurdy man. i've always wanted to tape a steak to my back and run from dogs. i wanna see a pic of someone taking a pic of them self when they are jumping off of a really tall building, while keeping a non-screaming look on their face. like they should look happy or something. are you bulletproof? my last words are gonna be "i bet i can" well either that or "radio flip". well what else would you say in that situation? im not crazy im just annoying. don't like it? hehe. **** OFF!!!1!one1 if someone stole your testicles and had sex with someone using your testicles, is it your kid? i wanna give someone a bunch of acid and tell them they can control what bears are thinking. one time i hit a steering wheel and told people i was cool. they didn't believe me. i can make birds fly, but nobody cares. i can't figure out how to free the people trapped in my phone. cats are not water proof. when i was drunk i invented alcohol. don't know how i got drunk the first time but its a lot easier now. time flys when your launching clocks into the air. i come with batteries so i just keep going and going and going. if you put my batteries in backwards i just keep cumming and cumming and cumming. you'll only find me if i want you to. NO! just "no". maybe later if you play your cards right. so if your looking for a good time sorry. can't help ya.
Let's just hang out, have some drinks, watch a movie, and play games.
I have 21 tattoos and 17 piercings. If you do tattoos or piercings, let's go for it.
If you're not ok with that, look elsewhere.