Well, I really don't think these get read much. I kinda think internet dating is an excercise in shallowness hiding behind the pretense of depth. What I mean by that is it really does not matter what I write here because in reality, you are going to take one look at my profile pic, decide if you think I'm attractive or not, then go on your merry way. Not that there's anything wrong with that! I just don't want to put forth the effort of a sales pitch knowing it's in vain. If not for the packed houses of the Globe theater, would Shakespear have penned those lovely soliloquys for the sake of hearing his own voice? I think(eth?) not! So, if you like what you see and would like to learn more, I'd love to exchange a message or two and get that ball rollin'!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First, we steal a cop car. Then drive that **** to Tiajuana and drop it off to my buddy Shady Pete at his chop shop. He's going to give me a backpack full of....you know what, that doesn't matter....and you the keys to a 1989 Toyota Corona. Now, this part is very important, DO NOT open the trunk under any circumstance. You will drive this car back across the border where I will meet you safely in the US minus 1 backpack and we will drop off the car w/some truly upstanding citizens.....then, I dunno, coffee or something.