To be honest I don't really expect much from this site. I check it out of boredom sometimes, some interactions are fun, some are a waste of time, but more often than not I don't take this place serious and I know most women on here don't either lol. It's more fun to predict a description to a picture I see on here, but most are the same. It's kind of like people watching at a Walmart.
~~~> I'll break it down a bit if you're just searching for laughs like I do on here:
I've seen a lot of the same mind numbing predictable bios, example being "I don't know what to say! I like meeting new people and I love to laugh. I love the outdoors, but I don't mind getting dolled up. I'm a very busy person and I like my downtime. Message me if you want to know more!" etc. We get it. If your description reads anything like that then tell a joke or something. Otherwise, I'd rather eat my own hand than read your bland description. Which in most cases your bio doesn't even matter. Cut the occasional shirt wearing decent guy that reads your bio first and sends you an intelligent, well thought out message (just like most of you ask) a break and message him back. Because most of you have a flooded inbox you probably don't respond to anyway haha. But hey, at least you have the decency to view his profile and be like, "meh," and leave him hanging. :P
My favorite is the "Don't message me if you're looking to just hookup, and if I don't respond to you after 6 messages, get the hint." These crack me up because it's usually "hot" chicks who start with this before even going into what they're about. I hate to tell you this ladies, but when you got your goods hanging out in your pictures and you expect common courtesy or respect from the roided out Affliction wearing tools, or just the basic pervs surrounding this site... science proves that it ain't gonna happen. Look at it this way, if I liked wearing a fireman's outfit for comfort and I wasn't a fireman and you came running up to me yelling "Fire!" I'd be like "HEY! Just because I'm dressed this way doesn't make me a fireman." So no, you're not a whore, but you are posing with a whore's uniform on. (Dave Chapelle philosophy, look it up.) And if you're hot shit, why are you on here looking for something genuine?? You should have no problem in the real world.
~~~> Don't get me wrong, I'm not placing myself above online dating in general, I'm not even putting myself above this site. I'm just observant and think I know more than I do. I figure if we can't make fun of each other, it's kind of hard to have any fun at all. My reality is I have a time demanding day job on top of a more time demanding career. I genuinely love what I do and it's something most only see in the movies. I've busted my ass to have a cool career and it's just now really starting to take off. Message me if you want, I keep fun conversation. If I message you, it's because you may be interesting ;) Take care
I'll show you the town, from one business professional to another. Because I know what it's like to not know anyone in a new place. You should be aware I keep a jazz flute up my sleeve if I get recognized to play on stage. And if you're wondering.....yes, I can blow out flames from my jazz flute.
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