phxfunnydude: A beard is really just spanx for dudes.
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Scottsdale, Arizona
46 year old Male, 6' 4" (193cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Cancer
phxfunnydude is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Free Thinker
Online dating coach

September 2014

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Arabic

About Mike
I don't think that meeting people online is effective.

That being said, let's make one more mistake in this life.

Here are things I've done.

Some of them I'm proud of. Others, they are just my past.

- I was on "worst Cooks in America" last year on the Food Network. If you're into cooking, I learned some cool tricks.

- I played a homeless guy on NCIS:Los Angeles last year.

I've decided to keep the beard and long hair look. I used to look like everyone else. Sometimes I still feel like everyone else.

- I'm enjoying becoming a weirdo.

I'm probably not as weird as I look though.

I just don't behave myself as much as I used to.

I do what I enjoy.

What's good about that is your weirdness won't scare me. I'll accept it without judgement.

From what I hear from female friends, I'm unique that way.

- I used to be a private investigator. That was my original "career".

I'm kind of retired now.

- I'm a stand up comedian.

That's my retirement.

I host a weekly Bingo show at Bevvy in old town Scottsdale every Wednesday from 8-10pm. Stop by sometime.

If the idea of traveling the world with a tall dude who is on a quest to discover the meaning of life is appealing to you, I'm your man.


If you're still reading at this point, you're a freak. In the best sense of the word..


Am I drunk?

Probably, hopefully you are too when you're reading this.

Why else would you be up at 2:30am?

By the way, I love your honesty.

Especially when you're naked.


I'm not your ex.

I'm tall like him...

And an athlete like him...

But you have never dealt with a man like me.


First Date
Something simple like deep sea diving, robbing a liquor store, or even topless Jenga.