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Non-smoker with Athletic body type
Scottsdale, Arizona
45 year old Man, 6' 4" (193cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
phxfunnydude is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors degree
Free Thinker
Online dating coach

Dec 2014 I'm on right

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

About Mike
If you'd like to meet me, I'm easy to find. I'm at Stand Up Scottsdale almost every weekend performing stand up comedy.

I don't think that meeting people online is effective. It skews perceptions. The real test of chemistry can only be discovered in person. Good luck in your search and say hi if you're ever at one of my shows

I like all heights and prefer fun laid back college educated. If you pride yourself on your sarcasm, I'm probably not interested. I'm traditionally monogamous. Learning that that's unique out here. I split time between Los Angeles and Scottsdale.

Since I used to be a private investigator, here's a clue to help you find me. My last name is the same as a President from the 1960s who had a beautiful wife.

First Date
Something simple like deep sea diving, robbing a liquor store, or even topless Jenga.