phxfunnydude: A beard is really just spanx for dudes.
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Scottsdale/la, Arizona
47 year old Male, 6' 5" (196cm), New age
Caucasian, Cancer
phxfunnydude is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Free Thinker
Online dating coach

September 2014

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Other

About Mike
I don't think that meeting people online is effective.

That being said, let's make one more mistake in this life. :)

I'm originally from Wisconsin, moved to Arizona after college, and now split time between those two and Los Angeles and New York City.

Spend the majority of my time in the Phoenix area because that is where my daughter is finishing her Senior year of high school.

I am a writer and a comedian which results in a lot of travel.

It would be great to find someone who is also flexible in where they can work.

Despite being on the Food Network show "Worst Cooks in America", I try to eat as healthy as possible.

If you love to cook, that's awesome. I did learn some tricks on the show thought so would love to show those off.

I enjoy golf, volleyball, and going to concerts.

I don't take life too seriously but I'm not a fan of people with sarcastic senses of humor.

Love sweet people.

Good luck to you in your search.

First Date
Something simple like deep sea diving, robbing a liquor store, or even topless Jenga.