I don't think that meeting people online is effective.
That being said, let's make one more mistake in this life.
Here are things I've done.
Some of them I'm proud of. Others, they are just my past.
- I was on "worst Cooks in America" last year on the Food Network. If you're into cooking, I learned some cool tricks.
- I played a homeless guy on NCIS:Los Angeles last year.
I've decided to keep the beard and long hair look. I used to look like everyone else. Sometimes I still feel like everyone else.
- I'm enjoying becoming a weirdo.
I'm probably not as weird as I look though.
I just don't behave myself as much as I used to.
I do what I enjoy.
What's good about that is your weirdness won't scare me. I'll accept it without judgement.
From what I hear from female friends, I'm unique that way.
- I used to be a private investigator. That was my original "career".
I'm kind of retired now.
- I'm a stand up comedian.
That's my retirement.
I host a weekly Bingo show at Bevvy in old town Scottsdale every Wednesday from 8-10pm. Stop by sometime.
If the idea of traveling the world with a tall dude who is on a quest to discover the meaning of life is appealing to you, I'm your man.
If you're still reading at this point, you're a freak. In the best sense of the word..
Am I drunk?
Probably, hopefully you are too when you're reading this.
Why else would you be up at 2:30am?
By the way, I love your honesty.
Especially when you're naked.
I'm not your ex.
I'm tall like him...
And an athlete like him...
But you have never dealt with a man like me.