phxfunnydude: A beard is really just spanx for dudes.
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Scottsdale/la, Arizona
47 year old Male, 6' 4" (193cm), New age
Caucasian, Cancer
phxfunnydude is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Free Thinker
Online dating coach

September 2014

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Other

About Mike
I don't think that meeting people online is effective.

That being said, let's make one more mistake in this life.

Here are things I've done.

Some of them I'm proud of. Others, they are just my past.

- I was on "worst Cooks in America" last year on the Food Network. If you're into cooking, I learned some cool tricks.

- I played a homeless guy on NCIS:Los Angeles last year.

I've decided to keep the beard and long hair look. I used to look like everyone else. Maybe someday I'll go back to that look. For now, I'm not losing my hair and it is not going grey so I'm going to run with it.

I'm probably not as weird as I look.

I don't behave myself as much as I used to.

I do what I enjoy.

- I used to be a private investigator. That was my original "career".

I'm kind of retired now.

- I'm a stand up comedian.

That's my retirement.

I host a weekly show in Tempe every Thursday. Stop by sometime.

If the idea of traveling the world with a tall dude who is on a quest to discover the meaning of life is appealing to you, I'm your man.


First Date
Something simple like deep sea diving, robbing a liquor store, or even topless Jenga.