phxfunnydude: A beard is really just spanx for dudes.
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
Phoenix/los angeles, California
45 year old Man, 6' 4" (193cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
phxfunnydude Wants to date but nothing serious
Bachelors degree
Free Thinker
Online dating coach

Jan 2014

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious


About Mike
Comedian and four minute life coach looking for fun woman looking for meaning of life.

I'm headlining stand up Scottsdale in Old Town on Sunday July 20th. You should come out! Bring a date if you want.

Since I used to be a private investigator, here's a clue to help you find me. My last name is the same as a President from the 1960s who had a beautiful wife.

First Date
Something simple like deep sea diving, robbing a liquor store, or even topless Jenga.