phxfunnydude: A beard is really just spanx for dudes.
About
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City
Scottsdale/la, Arizona
Details
47 year old Male, 6' 4" (193cm), New age
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Cancer
Intent
phxfunnydude is looking for a relationship.
Education
Bachelors Degree
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
Online dating coach


dating
September 2014






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Other



About Mike
I don't think that meeting people online is effective.

That being said, let's make one more mistake in this life.

Here are things I've done.

Some of them I'm proud of. Others, they are just my past.

- I was on "worst Cooks in America" last year on the Food Network. If you're into cooking, I learned some cool tricks.

- I played a homeless guy on NCIS:Los Angeles last year.

I've decided to keep the beard and long hair look. I used to look like everyone else. Maybe someday I'll go back to that look. For now, I'm not losing my hair and it is not going grey so I'm going to run with it.

- I'm enjoying becoming a weirdo.

I'm probably not as weird as I look though.

I just don't behave myself as much as I used to.

I do what I enjoy.

Your weirdness won't scare me. I'll accept it without judgement.

From what I hear from female friends, I'm unique that way.

- I used to be a private investigator. That was my original "career".

I'm kind of retired now.

- I'm a stand up comedian.

That's my retirement.

I host a weekly Bingo show at Bevvy in old town Scottsdale every Wednesday from 8-10pm. Stop by sometime.

If the idea of traveling the world with a tall dude who is on a quest to discover the meaning of life is appealing to you, I'm your man.

Namaste.




First Date
Something simple like deep sea diving, robbing a liquor store, or even topless Jenga.