phxfunnydude: A beard is really just spanx for dudes.
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Scottsdale, Arizona
45 year old Male, 6' 4" (193cm), Non-religious
Caucasian Cancer with Brown
phxfunnydude is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors degree
Free Thinker
Online dating coach

May 2015 Stand Up Scottsdale

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

About Mike

I don't think that meeting people online is effective. It skews perceptions. The real test of chemistry can only be discovered in person.

I like all heights and prefer fun laid back college educated. If you pride yourself on your sarcasm, I'm probably not interested. I'm traditionally monogamous. Learning that that's unique out here. I split time between Los Angeles and Scottsdale.

Into new age concepts and self improvement.

Since I used to be a private investigator, here's a clue to help you find me. My last name is the same as a President from the 1960s who had a beautiful wife.

First Date
Something simple like deep sea diving, robbing a liquor store, or even topless Jenga.