phxfunnydude: A beard is really just spanx for dudes.
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Scottsdale, Arizona
46 year old Male, 6' 4" (193cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Cancer
phxfunnydude is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Free Thinker
Online dating coach

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Mike
I don't think that meeting people online is effective. That being said. Let's make one more mistake in this life.

Here are things I've done. Some I'm proud of. Probably not the ones you think.

- I was on "worst Cooks in America" last year on the Food Network. If you're into cooking, I learned some cool tricks.

- I played a homeless guy on NCIS:Los Angeles last year. I've decided to keep the look. I used to look like everyone else. Sometimes I still feel like everyone else. Then I realize that's not smart. I stop and then evolve some more.

- I've become a weirdo. I'm probably not as weird as I look though. What's good about that is your weirdness won't scare me. I'll accept it without judgement. From what I hear from female friends, I'm unique that way.

- I used to be a private investigator. I'm kind of retired now.

I do stand up comedy now. That's my retirement. I even host weekly Bingo at Bevvy in old town Scottsdale every Wednesday from 8-10pm. Stop by sometime.

If the idea of traveling the world with a fun guy who is on a quest to discover the meaning of life is appealing to you, I'm your guy.


First Date
Something simple like deep sea diving, robbing a liquor store, or even topless Jenga.