Ok, it looks like I need to re-do my profile because guys just don't seem to get it. First off, if you're solely here looking for a hot girl with a hot body, keep looking. I'm about 4'10", a size 10/12, and I wear push up bras to give myself cleavage. I'm not happy with my size, but I'm far from obese, though nowhere close to being fit. I do think my ass still looks good in a tight pair of jeans, so I haven't completely lost all confidence. But if you're going to judge me by my looks alone, I'm not interested in you anyway. I'm an intelligent, hardworking girl that will give 100% of herself in a relationship. I have a guy's sense of humor, I'm sarcastic, and completely inappropriate at times. I can be b!tchy, funny, nerdy, and when it calls for it, vengeful. I don't take sh!t from anyone. I can be a badass or an angel, the choice is yours. I love to read, watch lame horror movies, cook, shop, and text. I was born in Florida and I'm a true Floridian at heart. I fall in love with anything that reminds me of the beach. I have an unhealthy fascination with sharks, some may call it an obsession. What I want is a guy who can handle the sarcasm, the nerdiness, who's faithful, honest, AND intelligent as well. Looks aren't a priority. I'm more interested in what's on the inside, with the heart and the mind. I mean yeah, it'd be nice to find that perfect guy who's everything I listed above AND heart stopping sexy AND a billionaire. Isn't that everyone's fantasy? But this isn't a romance novel. When you message me, I'm not going to judge you by your looks, I'm judging your spelling, grammar, and punctuation. Harsh? Maybe. But that's what I want. I want a guy that can form complete sentences, complete thoughts, and do it without slang or abbreviations. I have deleted many messages that are something like "how r u 2nite" without even looking at the profile pic. For all I know, the hottest man alive just got deleted because his message made him look like a douche. Oh well! Also, if you're going to send a message, say something! "Hey", "What's up?", or any variation of that, I find to be boring and doesn't grab my attention at all. I cannot stress how unattractive poor grammar or lack of thought can be, especially to me. And while I'm on the topic of unattractive, I have no interest in guys that use drugs of any type, including your precious weed. I make no exceptions. I also have no interest in a guy who has kids. I don't care if they live in Alaska and you never see them and I wouldn't have to see them either. That's your biological responsibility I want no part of. I won't tolerate idiots asking for nude pics or anything along those lines. I also don't hand out my number. I've had too many bad experiences. If you ask for pics or my number, you'll be blocked. When I've determined you're not a psycho, I'll give you it on my own. So you may be asking yourself, "What the hell DOES this girl want then?" Well, I want a guy who is funny, smart, single, has a job, Caucasian (no, I'm not racist, that's my preference of what I'm attracted to), no kids, no criminal record, no drugs, who's honest, faithful, has a inner nerd, and isn't afraid to show emotion. So, if you've read all of this and still have an interest, message me. If you find yourself sending "hey", promptly shoot yourself.