I really need to update this; the following may or may not still hold true:
You are way liberal, wicked smart but not pretentious, disarmingly kind, irreverent, funny without trying--and definitely not a yeller. You're looking for an equal partner, not a princess to spoil. You are not afraid of the words "feminist" or "socialist." Still reading? You don't list any racial preferences, and you won't force-feed me wine or jazz or anything else I've tried repeatedly that doesn't do it for me. You won't lecture me about my salt and Coca Cola habits, and you're not too cool for a theme park now and then.
I'm actually really easygoing if all of the above checks out. Everyone says I look and seem 10+ years younger--pictures are current. I try to do the right thing. I'm affectionate and nurturing but not clingy or needy. I wear heels almost exclusively but don't mind if that makes me a little taller than you. I hate asking for help, but when I do you'll know I really trust you. I like the outdoors, but I'm hopelessly klutzy and useless going uphill. I'm from Alaska, and think Texas is so cute when it tries to act big. I work late, stay up later and sleep in accordingly. I do realize I'm white, but my family is multiracial--and I like the rest of my world that way too.
I love Rage Against the Machine, MGMT, Jane's Addiction, Walking Dead, Inglorious Basterds, Apatow flicks, Harper's, seafood, danger dogs and so much more.
I like most everything about my life, but would like it even more if I had someone like the above to share movies, foreign adventures, holidays and, of course, sexy time with.
P.S. I hate to get all English teacher on you, but grammar and spelling really count. I'm an editor, so I can't read sloppy writing without feeling like I should get paid. Please make an effort, at least.