Let's have fun with this. Fill in the blank if you don't know what to say.
I'm _____ and I _____ when I'm not ______, ______, or _______ with my ______. In my spare time, I ______ and I enjoy _______.
Doesn't matter what I up there. You saw the pics, said, "he's kinda sexy, in a Bill Murray kinda way. At least he looks stable and normal."
Congrats, you're right! Did all the things on the checklist (go to school, get a job, get a car), working on my M.B.A., good family life, no baby-mamas or psycho exes, and so on, but still trying to find the right woman to put up with my smart ass as we meander down the rest of the path of life. I get bored quickly, so brains and wit encouraged to apply. Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
I like to cook, try new restaurants, work on cars, develop business plans, and just otherwise hit the ground running each morning. I rarely sleep more than 5 hours a night, so I'm pretty much always doing something.
Oh and I don't need one night stands, I've got two. They came with my bedroom set. And I am a smart ass, so I'm not looking for a piece of your ass. So stop undressing me in your mind. Seriously.
I'll take you out for a non-descript, uneventful, and completely generic evening or perhaps an even more ambiguous plan like "something fun". Completely joking, you know?