If you're not looking for someone that's:
Can cook more than ramen or hamburger-helper
Able to carry a conversation that extends beyond discussion of local sports or celebrity culture.
Then you've found the wrong person. Good luck in your future searches.
Otherwise, let's connect!
My beard status depends on hockey season. Let's go Stars!
Please send me something more than, "Hey", so I'll know you're a real person. Tell me how many stamps you have in your passport.