My name is May. I am 22 years old, and I work as a waitress. I like to smoke a lot of weed, and talk about tattoos. I long board everywhere I go and I can recite the nightmare before christmas, as well as all three of the back to the future movies. I eventually want to travel to Iceland, learn the language, and blend in with the natives. This dream is fueled by an insatiable desire to listen to Sigur Ros at almost any given moment of the day. Sex is the bees knees but I dont want it on here, thanks. Unless you are a rather attractive female in which case I say, Hello Ladies.