Hi, my name is Danny.
"I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast foods."
-Ron Swanson (It doesnt matter the color of your hair, but I am big fan of breakfast.)
I just a regular ass dude, with a regular ass job, with an unhealthy addiction to potatoes. Do you need an exercise/smoking/Hulu/drinking buddy? Do you need a taste tester for you new baked goodies? How about some high quality snugabug time? I'm pretty sure you've found the guy; ME.
REAL - This seems to be the top request of the women on this site. Ill give you a few examples of my REALness.
I am REALly nice, REALly cool, REALly funny, REALly smart, REALly honest, REALly handsome, REALly good at rolling joints and cu....you'll have to wait to find that one out.
If these are qualities you look for in a man shoot me a message.