i'm tris- i'm a real life super hero! some of my powers include putting cheese on every thing, extreme procrastination, and legendary sarcasm!
the next time someone recites "- If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain" on a profile, i am literally going to force them out into the rain with one. alright, maybe not literally, like, i don't just walk around with piña coladas on hand.
i'm a nerd, the sun is generally not my friend and the introduction of netflix didn't really do much to help our already floundering relationship.
if you're the kind of person who rather write "will fill this out later, just message me!" instead of using that effort to write a sentence about yourself may your inbox be plagued by horny men from Kazakhstan.
i design video games and i like pizza.