About Me
Just a note, sending me a message with one word like, "hey" or "hi" is terrible. Not only do I have no idea what to reply with, it makes me think you didn't take the time to read anything here. So from here on out, I won't reply to those messages. Even if you are gorgeous.
Hey, fellow humans. I, like you, have two eyes, a nose, and a brain. Looking for someone similar. (eyes, nose and a brain)
I make a mean margarita, and I sometimes snort when I laugh. I have girl friends, guy friends, and pet friends. I enjoy a little chaos, so if you have a pen holder, I may dump the pens out. Rebel.
I like to either stay at home, cooking and watching Doctor Who or Dexter marathons, or going out camping or hanging out with friends. I drink, smoke and eat meat. I'm not too much of a club person, unless it's a badass rastafarian place. I love dive bars, hiking to waterfalls.
I'm an animal lover, though I do have a fondness for cats. I used to work with dogs all day, so I got my share of licks. Currently my job requires me to travel. I'm cool with pretty much everything- I'm not much of a hater. Sometimes I have a sharp temper. I laugh a lot. I love stupid jokes. I have a happy, outgoing attitude and I love meeting strangers. I'm a coffee addict, and I love my sleep.
I'm bohemian, adventurous, and down to earth.
One day I will own a boat and travel the seas, drinking with the natives of different countries. I absolutely love strangers in random settings. People can be so amazing.
First Date
Looking for a blue box.
Geocaching.
Coffee is always safe..
Driving somewhere random.
Roach truck.
Margarita Mondays.
Mail Settings
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