I do hair, makeup, and a long list of other things.
I have a husky, in my time I'm at the beach, shopping, with friends, or at home.
I like whisky, wine, and beer. Vegitarian. 24. Scorpio. Horror movies. I'm always itching for a new tattoo. Most of them don't mean anything so don't ask me; it's annoying.
I'm actually a nice person and a lot of people tell me I'm intimidating at first, I'm really not but I suck at replying if I'm busy. Don't take it personal.
I'm also sarcastic so also don't take that personal. Most of what I say it's word vomit.
I guess il make this interesting and put a list of fun facts about me:
I've never dated a blonde
If your pics look like your trying way to hard to be sexy/boobs ass il pass.
I have a lint roller in my car and house.
If you don't have anything else to say besides how ****ing awesome my dog is I won't reply. Bummer some of y'all were cute too.
Maybe I should just make her her own POF
I have to get really ready just to take her to go potty
I have a car and I do not live at home *yay an adult*
I don't pay my bills on time because I'm lazy
I usually go to bed around 3-5 am
If you can't handle dog hair we can't date.
If my dog doesn't like you we can't date.
I use foul language. A lot. Idk if that's bad.
I'm really funny, just by expressions on my face.
I hate my voice.
I grew up in the valley so yes I think I have a valley accent.
I think that's a thing.
I love sharks 3
I'm a nail biter
I use my blinker
I drive a stick
I have a shopping addiction.
#teamiphone yes it sucks but I can't use anything else.
I hate sushi. But I can do avocado rolls and that tofu shit.
Seriously. Even if it's doing something illegal
I'm down to do anything once. Even if it's illegal.
I feel like I should be on the housewives of Hollywood with my bottle of Xanax and all my wine.
I never cook. Because I have no one to cook for.
I can cook. I think. Like yes I can cook meaning I know how to read recipes but idk how good it taste because I eyeball measurements.
I like funny memes and videos:
Never been on a plane. First flight I booked was in sept.
I can't say no to work. Unless I'm with someone then I never go to work and then I become extra broke.
If we start to get serious il probably know more about you then you think I do. Most likely you will tell me a story of that one time years ago and il prob already know about it but act like I don't.
common sense isn't so common anymore.
I like to be the princess in the relationship, but I also love to spoil.
I'm a Scorpio so obviously fall is my favorite season.
I can't live without central AC. It's always on in my house.
Trying to add color to my all black wardrobe.
I like my room without sunlight.
No I do not glitter in the light. Who even thinks about those things?
I actually love glitter tho.
Sex. Haha just kidding
Actually would be fun if we were both rich and we could go on a hot air balloon ride or take a trip in a private jet.
But since this world is ****ed up that's just a thought.
I'd probably suggest a comedy show for a first date.
Please don't take me to the movies.
And to squash this whole. Well do I pay or does she pay/do We split checks is that weird blah blah bullshit.
First round on you, second round on me.
Whoever invites who is the date master for the night.
See not that hard.