TheAquaSkittles: Braavosi Trader
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Dorchester, Massachusetts
Details
34 year old Man, 5' 7" (170cm), Catholic
Ethnicity
Black Libra with Black hair
Intent
TheAquaSkittles Wants a relationship
Education
Some college
Personality
Class Clown
Profession
secret agent


dating
Back in New York Dec13, 2014






I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Second Language Portuguese  



About Me
Captains Log December 9 2014: Sometimes I wonder how Suga Suga got so fly.

captain's log May15th 2013- I dont care how tough you are ,if you see a centipede on your bathtub’s floor…you will scream like a girl.
I may or may not know what im talking about first hand ! He ran under that mat eeek . in my defense it was as big as a dragon.And I survived it,I want a purple heart or a medal of honor...it applies.



January 21,2013 -11:16 PM,just watched "Les Miserables" for the second time, this time I sang along ...like a MAN of course
Captains Log Nov 29 2012 Dude ...wtf is wrong with this American Horror Story tv show ?
Everyone is a creep,& im uncomfortable
I want my mommy.

September 25th Captains log - Happy Birthday to me, tonight I should go to the Texas Roadhouse so that those poor underpaid waitresses can be forced to do that silly birthday dance for me!
Dance monkeys, dance

Tis good to be king for a day

August 23rd I have become addicted to the show Breaking Bad on Netflix lol, in staying up way too late into the AM watching it.
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to finfd that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible. This I did.

August 22nd captains log- How does one save face after your co-workers catch you singing
"You make me feel like a Natural Woman" ?
I'm asking for a "friend" !!!

July 29th - went to the Circue du Soleil show in Boston , I loved it & plan on going to every show that comes into town .

Captains log July 28th - What kinda drug do they sprinkle on pistachio nuts ? For some reason I can't have just 6 of them...its 2AM somebody please stop me !

July 1 - Great day at Crane Beach with the crew again ,stayed until sun set had a blast ,tired ,need a shower

June 29th 2012 captains log : I have decided to be responsible and do my laundry instead of heading to Crane Beach for the day. I would like to make it clear that the fact it started raining early in the morning had nothing to do with it,I swear...Oh don't you people judge me !

February 29th 2012 update - I just realized that February 29th isn't a real day right ? So I can go cheat & it won't count. I'm asking for a friend !!

Captains log September 4th 2011 - I just had two blue moons and Im feeling nice ,probably shouldn't be up since I need rest before I head to fenway park RedSox, game tomorrow Oh wait before I forget, Ladies... Mirror pic etiquette . You LOOK at the Damn mirror before you snap the shot ... Thank you

August 15 update - I seen another extremely little midget person again today. Ahh I want one ,how much do they cost ? I tried fluff for the first time yesterday ,oh its so good I have been so deprived, its like warm room temperature icecream , I bet that's the stuff female Angel vaginas are coated with .

August 12th update - got my RedSox tickets in hand. for 2 games in september $377 well spent ,NOT having kids yet is so dope

August 8th things I noticed update - Ladies ... You know we can see that 2006 date on your pictures right ? #justsaying

August 4th this is a somber update ,something is wrong with my brain for the past 5 or 6 days I have been CORNY and not funny,instead of my quick smart witty self . what's wrong ,is this a week long punishment by the gods, have they abandoned me :( ? Either way one day left to see this theory through . I'll be @ Boston BeerWorks drowning my sorrows in watermelon Ale.

july 15th 2001 Captains log , woke up way too early and I'm updating this GPS map thingy. Oh its so slow that text message and POF are my only escape. So ill update my profile.. hmmm, what haven't i talked about ,i like pizza and i drink water see we are so compatible already, yes call your mother and tell her you have found "him" , go ahead ill wait this damn GPS update is slow enough,for you to tell me your mom laughed in your face and hung up . I have realized woman on this website are bad sh*tcrazy...online dating in general is for crazy cat people. I imagine what the guys are like here jesus i feel sorry for the ladies that are kinda normal. But not all is lost i may meet someone exceptional soon, but i doubt she will be normal , none of yall are. well im here so there must be some normal people on this site but i bet there are only like 10 of us , if you can read this and understand me , we are the resistance lol. my profile is not conventional is it ? i like it like that, ok cutting this short 6:29 update is done and i need two hours of sleep before i go shopping

06-29-11 oh snap new app update now I can update this thing Being a honest & trustworthy man is hard ,but I try I'm usually so great at talking about myself ,But now I don't know where to start . I'm a funny guy I know that much , my mom says I'm adorably cute, and don't you dare call her a liar. I saw the Plenty fish app on my phone weeks ago, and clicked on it ,that's how I got here. no sad story But ill continue this later ,this will be longer people.

Ok sitting in this car thinking of what to write ,I'm incredibly funny too bad I don't use those powers for good. I'm brutally honest ,but I'm starting to realize woman don't appreciate that althought they claim they want that quality in a man . I'm a lover of 80's music its forever awesome ,hiphop has gone down hill but I would still buy some Nas or ghost face and Kanye even knowing he's a douchebag but the talent almost justifies the ego . I don't know how I feel about this website yet ,people seem to be all kinds of crazy so apply if your normal , I can't stand liars,not even the little ones I don't forgive or forget, you are grown act like it . Doesn't mean I always do but hey sometimes we can be s lil hypocritical...I hate hypocrites by the way . I found out woman have much better taste in drinks than we do so from now on I drink what woman drink ,amaratto sour & blue long islands please... Don't judge me ! I'm %378 man,but I let my woman chose most of the time . I want a girl that will motivate me in life and in adventure I been eating to get "push" to go skiing, hiking ...preferably where there are no bears. I have no kids I don't know why everyone is making them like if great responsibility was fun ,I will get there but Jesus . I love my nieces and one nephew so ill eventualy make one .... Or buy a dog,because babies seem to eat all your food and stuff .ok I'm getting bored ill edit and update some more later. Stay classy ,oh damn speakingf classy ...ladies those Damn half pics where u cut off your ex or bff ,nooot cute at all I see that and don't even reply or message no matter how adorable your face might be .

I'm here for entertainment , not really interested in dating, I ha

First Date
Whatever I planned, if I wanted to go on a date ...but I don't