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I shouldn't really be telling you this, but when i play basket ball I make more shots than a bartender I lost a needle In a haystack once and found it.
When I go to Wendy's the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself Everyday is my lucky day I'm 6 "1" on paper but 6 "10" when you tickle me. When you meet me you will think I am a rockstar who lost his guitar I dance like I invented it. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion it is always a step behind.
You not going to believe it, but I party like it 1999. I am Americas next top model on the inside. I never perspire. My strengths outweighs my weaknesses. I am constantly winning money because my Irish genetics. I have extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I'm a a stellar hunger and world class cuddlier. I dance with the stars. I consistently best chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I bake 30 minutes brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most fullest and symmetrical Christmas trees. I eat soup, I'm a go-gets. I sleep once a day. Basically I rock