My name is Ashley. I'm quirky and weird.Shallow and sarcastic. I'm a hopeless romantic. I probably have a drinking problem. I'm terrible at being "girly" in the sense that I hate shopping for clothes and every time I shave my legs I cut myself. I'm more clumsy sober than when I'm drunk, and I prefer it that way. I like to drink and I like to do hair. I love my friends and I'm honest to a fault. I have many tattoos, and it seems I'll never be finished. I like metal and hardcore, but I can appreciate a good acoustic singer/songwriter. I mostly talk in movie quotes with my friends and I get really silly after about 3am. I'm a nerd for internet memes. I think I might be addicted.My nickname is smashley. Decode that one.If you're going to message me, say something more interesting than "hey, how are you?" I'm either good, fine, or shitty, and please don't tell me that my "tats are hawt" you sound like an idiot. Even more so if you say it as a joke. I WILL NOT RESPOND. Also, if you are younger than me, don't bother, you wouldn't know what to do with me. If you can't spell or use proper grammar, I won't even read your message. There ya go. NEXT question. I now realize why all of you are on this site. You're almost all batsh*t crazy. Fantastic.
Doesn't really matter, I'm just going to get drunk anyway. If you live more than 30 miles away from me, it's probably not gonna happen.