Let's open up with some honesty, because I'm one of those people that buy into the idea that honesty is important. Most people don't give two squirts of piss what this says. Nobody goes onto a dating site, sees a picture of an unattractive person and says "oh my god his face looks like someone sh*t on a train wreck, I'm going to get to know him." We all need to have some initial attraction to a person to even want to get to know them.
If you're looking for a change of pace from all those douche bags out there then send me a message. I'm one of a kind and you need to message me to find out why.
I think I figured out why this thing isn't working for me. I'm actually a Pisces but it says Aquarius. Darn thing, if it can't get my sign right how is it supposed to match me up with my dream girl? Think of all the girls that probably passed me up because they saw that and figured we weren't compatible. I demand reparations!
In all seriousness, I am a man that is looking for my other half. Warning though, it takes a special lady to capture my interest. Someone who isn't afraid to be a goofball around me. Someone that isn't afraid to make a terrible pun or a joke that is so bad that we both laugh at just how dumb it was, because trust me I will be doing my fair share of that. At the same time, I can hold a serious conversation when needed. I love paranormal investigating so a girl that is willing to do that automatically earns bonus points. Horror movies. Love them so I watch them a lot. Wouldn't it be great if I had a partner to do that with me? And by the way, it's not just women that enjoy snuggling up and watching scary movies. I love it and honestly it's one of the things I miss most about being in a relationship. It also wouldn't be a terrible thing if I found someone who didn't mind just laying out and doing some star gazing.
So, how about a little bit about me? I am a fat guy who got tired of being fat and I've recently made steps to turn my life around. I have been successful so far. I have dropped a few pounds (two pants sizes) off already and I'm still going strong. I love animals. I'm a big tough guy but you hand me a kitten or a puppy and I love them instantly and I turn into a little kid. I do have a cat. I know some people think guys with cats are weird and to them I say "go f*ck yourself." I wouldn't give my cat up for anything. So unfortunately that means if you have a cat allergy to the point you can't be around them, yes it will be an issue. I've actually had someone ask if I would get rid of my cat. As if. So, point in case, I'm a loyal guy. I work hard, and I have no qualms about working harder to help out whoever I'm with live out the plans we have in our future.
I don't have time to waste on the wrong people. If you message me, please be able to hold a conversation. I will get very bored if I get 1-3 word replies and I will quickly lose interest. I think I've said enough for now. If you think you and I should talk, I can't read your mind so you will just have to message me.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Ghost hunting, huh? How about it?