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Pardon my brevity, but a very little about me:
I am honest, loyal, hard-working, and intelligent. I know how to form a sentence, bake, cook, and grill. I have a varied skill set and can thus hold a conversation about nearly anything. I enjoy eating ice cream, and a really nice pair of slacks. Based on previous experience I will stop here and allow for any and all questions.
I invented hipsterism by accident. Thankfully I immediately became too cool for it.
I personally coined the phrase, "The only constant is change."
Sometime in my late 20s I stopped being interested in video games. All of a sudden I found them boring and pointless.
I love my family. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a good one, but I do.
I want to stargaze in the southern hemisphere. I want to swim in every sea. I want to use this golden age of travel to see the world!
***wo bu xihuan zhege wangzhi!***
p.s. Those giant sunglasses that hide your face... get rid of them! Do I cover my face with a scarf?