Your entire life has led you to read this sentence. There. Now you'll always subconsciously associate me with the awe you're feeling from that metaphysical realization. Fritatta.
I made this profile because I don't like to close doors on possibility; if I could discover someone great, a really good match that I may otherwise never have discovered, then I really wouldn't care about the context of our introduction. I'm really up for meeting someone new, so read on, and if you likey likey, then please, interracty interracty, so we can stop being Internet nerds and arrange a real rendezvous.
I'm an animator and a writer. One dedicated to studying life and its subtle nuances, and, with delicate brush-strokes (aka the computer stylus), expressing the full significance of it.
I'm also an entrepreneur, currently working on getting an awesome business off the ground. Watch this space!
I'm really good at knowing useless, nerdy trivia (did you know that the chicken is by far the most common bird in the world? There are approximately 52 billion chickens in the world, which means they outnumber us almost nine to one. Nine to one.), complaining about modern architecture, singing opera in the shower, appraising items on the Antiques Roadshow with ostensible expertise, and of course, luring foolish girls from the internet into my underground dungeon.*
*Just to be clear, this last one is a joke. Unless, of course, you're into that sort of thing... in which case I'm not sure what's going on.
The music I like has been described as "Old Man Rock" with a touch of the 80s and 90s. Off the top of my head, here are some artists I frequently enjoy: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, KISS, Neil Young, The Doors, Johnny Cash, Supertramp, Genesis, Falco, Talking Heads, Van Halen, Guns and Roses, NIN and lots of stuff from the 90s alternative scene.
The 'Back to the Future' trilogy, the 'Star Wars' ORIGINAL trilogy, 'Forrest Gump', 'The Shawshank Redemption', 'Hook', 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest', 'The Jerk', the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy, the first 'Matrix', 'Goonies' and anything by Quentin Tarantino.
'How I Met Your Mother', 'Breaking Bad', 'Game of Thrones', 'The Walking Dead' (although the finale was bad), 'Spartacus', 'South Park', 'Supernatural', 'Dexter', 'Mighty Boosh' and as bad as 'V' was, I enjoyed its short run.
Guilty Pleasure Music:
Carly Rae Jepsen, 70s Funk.
Guilty Pleasure Movies:
The Princess Bride, Enter the Dragon, 10 Things I
Guilty Pleasure TV:
World's Worst Tenants, Storage Wars, Strongest Warrior
I love Tolkien, King and Asimov... I haven't read anything decent in a while, suggestions?
German, Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Japanese and Korean.
I'm not really a nightclub person. I do get out, I just prefer pubs, bars and cafes; places where you can meet people and actually have a conversation. Nightclubs seem to be a haven for dull types who like to hide behind the loud music and dim lighting. I don't really need inhibitions like that to socialize.
Or spending the night at home with my daughter, catching up on fatherly duties.
1. You observe reasonable spelling/grammar.
2. You wear modest, natural-looking makeup.
3. You practice proper hygiene.
4. You're the sort of person who tells children that Santa Claus and magic is REAL.
5. In disputes, you seek justice and a fair solution instead of a personal, selfish victory.
6. You're spontaneous, adventurous and confident enough to accept and enjoy elaborate and ludicrously over-the-top romantic gestures.
... then I'm sure we'd hit it off, so, message me, and let's have a chat about something.