First things first Im not saying I am Batman Im just going to say that we have never been seen in the same place at the same time. With that being said I'm a nice guy with a great career and I can make you laugh. Here is a brief list of some of the things i am awesome at:
I am "AWESOME" at
thumb wrestling( undefeated since 91'), sumersaults, people watching, horse (the basketball game not the animal), yelling at my favorite sports teams, opening doors, walking up stairs (not so much going down), and lawn darts.If you would like to know more please just send me a message.
P.S. Must be useful incase of Zombie apocalypse