I was born a poor black child in a year prior to 1980 to poor but loving parents. I’ve had to claw my way out of the middle class to poverty by my own boot straps. I’ve been everywhere and nowhere and all places in between. I’m fairly educated but rather on the slow-witted side (no abnormal reasons just born this way). While MENSA has failed to return my phone calls…America’s Got Talent is constantly stalking me to audition. My friends describe me as fluffy, outgoing and "3 times a lady." My future plans include, world domination, perfecting the art of under-water basket weaving and travelling to infinity and beyond…..
I am looking for someone who can work hard but play harder, whose an adventurous homebody, smart enough to win at “Jeopardy” but lose on “Are you smarter than a 5th grader?” and has goals and ambitions for the future-preferably none that include or involve world domination. No religious zealots, political yo-yo’s or overly serious as I tend to offend these people with my wink. Must speak more than one language and neither “Klingon nor Ebonics” qualifies, sign language on a case by case basis. Must love football-there is no negotiation on this point, must like/love dogs and hate birds & horses (I have my reasons to demand their extinction). Finally must be able to go to the following places on a moment’s notice: the moon, Disneyland, Vegas, New York.
*Bonus points for knowing the movies used throughout my profile*