Me: Mildly dapper, enjoys bad puns and good rhythm.
You: One single requirement, you have to be the person whom you claim to be. Regardless of looks, personality, no one wants to start out in a lie.
Anything else will have to come from actual communication with words and such. Let's make this new confangled internet dating as old fashioned as we can.
That beauty up there is my friends little one, not my own. We washed dishes together and she was tired of standing.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Anything that makes you comfortable. But I have two requirements: Long, good conversation and atmosphere where I can hear your voice.