Age: 36
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Lazyeyetoejamshelfish: please avoid reading my profile
Smokes Often with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Kingston, Ontario
32 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Other
Caucasian, Taurus
Lazyeyetoejamshelfish wants to find someone to marry.
Some college
Night Owl
Finger painter

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Well really if were being honest, I don't think what I put in this box makes a lick of difference. I could say I am a former stalker, with a degree in high tech lamp shade stylings, who enjoys long walks off short bridges. Or that I am a crime fighter that enjoys helping stranded kittens in his spare time. Perhaps I am from the future, here to disappoint the ladies in the language of love. Either way, you wouldn't have a clue until you talk to me if any of it was true.

I will say I work, go to school, also I am a single dad, with full custody. I have my son 24/7 which means strategic planning may be required. My son is my life, and I am very selective with whom I have around him, he will always come first.

As I understand it, this is where I put information about me, to intice you to get interested in me but what better way to get an idea about me than testimonials from my ex girlfriends so I called them up and asked them one question, "what did you like best about me?" Here is some of the responses...

Jennifer, dated 5 months, ended due to personal difference.

Me: Hey Jen, hope all is going well, I am trying pof and wanted some positive testimonials to increase my hits, can I ask what did you like best about me?

Jen: (starts laughing hysterically) Are you serious? You sad loser, best about you? Yeah the best thing about you was when you left. I can't believe you would ask me that, I caught you hitting on my cousin. You mother fuc......(at this point I realized I should not have called, as we just broke up 3 days ago)

Megan: Dated for 3 years, ended after she became pregnant, with my best friends baby.

Me: Hi Megan (click)
I think her phone was turned off because now its going straight to voice mail.

Ashley: Dated for 1 year, relationship ended due to inability to deal with children.

Me: Hey Ashley, hope all is well, just had a quick question about me when we dated, what did you like most about me?

Ashley: I thought you would never ask, well for starters, you are an animal in bed.

Me: Really? You think so?

Ashley: I sure do, a cross between a rhino, a hamster and a fish out of water.

Me: ouch that was harsh.

Ashley: Not as harsh as your breath in the morning, or the sound of your voice ever.

Me: ok, you clearly are not ready for this. Click.

So after making these calls, I think you should have a good understanding of who I am and What I am about.

Feel free to hit me up if ya care to chat.

*** I feel a need to add this on here for some reason, I am not looking for hookups, I'm not sending pictures of my privets (I don't have zoom on my camera) I'm not looking to be used as a piece of meat. Further I would appreciate a photo sent with your first message so I know who I am talking to if there is none on your profile, and if you message me, please don't just say "Hey, what's up" lastly if you have no sense of humor move on, and let's also get this out there I get a lot of messages, so if I don't respond its because I'm special. Lol this section was 47% jokes.

**Another small side note, if you have a picture on your profile, that features a risky shot of you and an over whelming about of cleavage, or just extremely inappropriate photos, please pass, I would find it much more appealing if you were reading a book, bonus if its a little more involved than Robert Munch.

First Date
Swimming with the fishes? Finger painting? Compare zombie survival strategies? Fishing? For compliments?

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