Alright, so I have to say I figure the odds of meeting a girl on here are slim to none. But hey, its easier then putting in a real effort to go out, put yourself out there just to be rejected by a girl that realistically would have been your third choice, But thats besides the point. So on to the good stuff..
For the ladies,,, I make a lot of money, and drive my own car... and by a lot I mean I havent bounced a check in days... but seriously I'm hung like a hamster and would give you the most romantic 2 to 2.5 minutes of passionate loving you have ever had. I have a sweet bike, 10 speed, supa fast, but one is broken so its more like a 9 speed. i love bling, I have a sea shell necklace I got off ebay,, it gives me a rash when I wear it..... my car is soo nice... I even got a new tire..cause the old one was old. Boom. Style is everything to me,, I mean if your sporting a jc penny purse with a sears brand coat... PASS.
I like updating my face book, with updates.... of my life Winning.
Wheres waldo? I cant find him. Some random thoughts of mine to break up these words.
Why do they call it a dresser? Bottled Water? Snow Flake,,,, Snow from the sky? Or sweet Marshmallow treat? I can read picture books really fast.
If you can freeze a bee, and bring it back to life, can you cook a turtle and do the same? Toe nails smell weird....
I like using the plastic things they use to attach price tags to clothes to tickle my face....
So what am I looking for? Well I figure the odds of meeting a 8 ft super model with super powers, lots of money, sweet cars, that can transform into a can opener when needed is impossible to find anymore these days I figure I will keep my options open.
If you have done any of these things move to the next person cause im not for you......
Heres my list of faves....
Fav song... Jamie Foxx slow jams,, fav movie... the one where the guy jumps from the car, then comes back to the future only to realize time travel is not real. You know that one. Fav Board Game... Sorry... its monopoly. Fav Country Song.. I would walk 5000 miles... Fav Animal.. a polar bear.. armed with a canon used for world domination. Fav color... blue. No sorry Green.... red. Final answer.
Question: if a girl puts Not interested in head games.. do you think that means shes not good at in my grandmothers basket?
Question: if the carpets dont match the drapes do you blame god or martha stewart?
I'm really bad on these sites, I usually just fill up the "meet me" section with yes, then when a girl messages me I get all nervous,,
I've always wondered ladies, if a nice guy (assuming there is one out there) sends you a message something along the lines of "hey baby, if you ever need help bringing in the groceries from the car just wave me over im usually outside your window anyways" If this creepy, or funny?
Anyways, Clearly my profile is on the joking side. If ya want to chat hit me up.
Also if you enjoyed the profile please check out my skills on youtube under twofat canadianguys. Like rate comment