lastdamntime: Today's forecast?.....Hot with a chance of me! :p
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Awesomeville, California
39 year old Female, 5' 3" (160cm), Catholic
Hispanic Aquarius with Brown
lastdamntime is looking for a relationship.
Masters degree

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I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years
Second Language Chinese  

About Me
No se puede leer español ok?!! Now that we got that out of the way.....

Hello normal, stable men not in need of anger management classes who live alone and are not seeking toxic, unhealthy, complicated interaction! Welcome to my profile 5% of you who are still reading! :)

Is this the part where I insert a lot of catchy adjectives about me? The ones to make you think i'm pretty damn amazing (which I am by the way haha) and then they suddenly disappear once the comfort zone has been established? Lol! Oh wait, that's after the fat engagement ring. Jk Jk!!! :-) Ok, here it goes....



How am I doing so far? :-)

-Amazing (just making sure you haven't forgot) :-)

Aren't you bored yet? Lol! But seriously, I am all that and more but don't you wanna find out for yourself? I'm a writer and I know how to make myself sound good! Don't take my word for it! :)

But enough about me, let's talk about you!

-You're pretty damn amazing yourself.
-You're not arrogant at all!! (This has to be my biggest pet peeve of all times.)
-You treat people the way you would like to be treated regardless of how 'better' you think you are.
-You have a sense of humor and aren't easily offended or 'put off'
-You 'get me.' I have a fun and playful side but I also have a serious and business side too!
-You can keep up with me. I admit, I can be a handful at times but who likes boring and mundane anyway? ;)
-You have your sh*t together, know what you want, & you're over the games. :-)

What? You're still reading? Sweet!!! Message me! Your life will never be the same again! Har har har! :)


Q: I've added you to my favorite's list, why haven't you messaged me?
A: Sorry, I didn't realize that was my cue to initiate conversation. ;)

Q: I clicked on the 'I want to meet this awesome woman now' feature. Why haven't you messaged me?
A : Oh, because those ridiculous, impersonal notifications were filling up my inbox so now they go to some random persons email. Maybe they'll message you?!?

Q: I sent you a message in Spanish, why haven't you responded?
A: That's like me sending you a message in Paleolithic symbols and expecting you to decode it. Try again!

PS. What's up with all the dog, sunset, food, car, boat, house, muscles, abs and/or other random pics? I don't get it and i'm not impressed. Less really is more. :-)

PSS. A man with a soul patch makes me wanna make him a sandwich!! Lol! ;)

First Date
Can we get past the voice test first? Gotta make sure you don't sound like Kermit the Frog! :)

Once you pass that a casual place near an emergency exit where we can talk about why you lied about your height will work just fine.....

Gifts Received

Mail Settings
To send a message to lastdamntime you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 35 and 99.
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke