lastdamntime: Today's forecast?.....Hot with a chance of me! :p
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Awesomeville, California
Details
38 year old Woman, 5' 3" (160cm), Catholic
Ethnicity
Hispanic Aquarius with Brown hair
Intent
lastdamntime Wants a relationship
Education
Masters degree
Personality
Geek
Profession
Ninja


dating
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I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years
Second Language Chinese  



About Me
No se puede leer español ok?!! Now that we got that out of the way.....



Hello normal, stable men not in need of anger management classes who live alone and are not seeking toxic, unhealthy, complicated interaction! Welcome to my profile 5% of you who are still reading! :)

Is this the part where I insert a lot of catchy adjectives about me? The ones to make you think i'm pretty damn amazing (which I am by the way haha) and then they suddenly disappear once the comfort zone has been established? Lol! Oh wait, that's after the fat engagement ring. Jk Jk!!! :-) Ok, here it goes....

I'm:

-Amazing
-Witty
-Intelligent
-Classy

How am I doing so far? :-)

-Ambitious
-Outgoing
-Amazing (just making sure you haven't forgot) :-)
-Vivacious
-Smart
-Responsible

Aren't you bored yet? Lol! But seriously, I am all that and more but don't you wanna find out for yourself? I'm a writer and I know how to make myself sound good! Don't take my word for it! :)

But enough about me, let's talk about you!

-You're pretty damn amazing yourself.
-You're not arrogant at all!! (This has to be my biggest pet peeve of all times.)
-You treat people the way you would like to be treated regardless of how 'better' you think you are.
-You have a sense of humor and aren't easily offended or 'put off'
-You 'get me.' I have a fun and playful side but I also have a serious and business side too!
-You can keep up with me. I admit, I can be a handful at times but who likes boring and mundane anyway? ;)
-You have your sh*t together, know what you want, & you're over the games. :-)





What? You're still reading? Sweet!!! Message me! Your life will never be the same again! Har har har! :)


FAQ's:

Q: I've added you to my favorite's list, why haven't you messaged me?
A: Sorry, I didn't realize that was my cue to initiate conversation. ;)

Q: I clicked on the 'I want to meet this awesome woman now' feature. Why haven't you messaged me?
A : Oh, because those ridiculous, impersonal notifications were filling up my inbox so now they go to some random persons email. Maybe they'll message you?!?

Q: I sent you a message in Spanish, why haven't you responded?
A: That's like me sending you a message in Paleolithic symbols and expecting you to decode it. Try again!



PS. What's up with all the dog, sunset, food, car, boat, house, muscles, abs and/or other random pics? I don't get it and i'm not impressed. Less really is more. :-)


PSS. A man with a soul patch makes me wanna make him a sandwich!! Lol! ;)

First Date
Can we get past the voice test first? Gotta make sure you don't sound like Kermit the Frog! :)

Once you pass that a casual place near an emergency exit where we can talk about why you lied about your height will work just fine.....






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