No se puede leer español ok?!! Now that we got that out of the way.....
Hello normal men not seeking toxic, unhealthy, complicated interaction! Welcome to my profile 5% of you who are still reading! :)
Is this the part where I insert a lot of catchy adjectives about me? The ones to make you think i'm pretty damn amazing (which I am by the way haha) and then they suddenly disappear once the comfort zone has been established? Lol! Oh wait, that's after the fat engagement ring. Jk Jk!!! :-) Ok, here it goes....
How am I doing so far? :-)
-Amazing (just making sure you haven't forgot) :-)
Aren't you bored yet? Lol! But seriously, I am all that and more but don't you wanna find out for yourself? I'm a writer and I know how to make me sound good! Don't take my word for it! :)
But enough about me, let's talk about you!
-You're pretty damn amazing yourself.
-You're not arrogant at all!! (This has to be my biggest pet peeve of all times.)
-You treat people the way you would like to be treated regardless of how 'better' you think you are.
-You have a sense of humor and aren't easily offended or 'put off'
-You 'get me.' I have a fun and playful side but I also have a serious and business side too!
-You can keep up with me. I admit, I can be a handful at times but who likes boring and mundane anyway? ;)
What? You're still reading? Sweet!!! Message me! Your life will never be the same again! Har har har! :)
Q: I've added you to my favorite's list, why haven't you messaged me?
A: Sorry, I didn't realize that was my cue to initiate conversation. ;)
Q: I clicked on the 'I want to meet this awesome woman now' feature. Why haven't you messaged me?
A : See above :)
Q: I sent you a message in Spanish, why haven't you responded?
A: That's like me sending you a message in Paleolithic symbols and expecting you to decode it. Try again!
Can we get past the voice test first? Gotta make sure you don't sound like Kermit the Frog! :)
Once you pass that a casual place where we can talk about why you lied about your height will work just fine.....
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