No se puede leer español ok?!! Now that we got that out of the way.....
Hello normal, stable men not in need of anger management classes who live alone and are not seeking toxic, unhealthy, complicated interaction! Welcome to my profile 5% of you who are still reading! :)
Is this the part where I insert a lot of catchy adjectives about me? The ones to make you think i'm pretty damn amazing (which I am by the way haha) and then they suddenly disappear once the comfort zone has been established? Lol! Oh wait, that's after the fat engagement ring. Jk Jk!!! :-) Ok, here it goes....
How am I doing so far? :-)
-Amazing (just making sure you haven't forgot) :-)
Aren't you bored yet? Lol! But seriously, I am all that and more but don't you wanna find out for yourself? I'm a writer and I know how to make myself sound good! Don't take my word for it! :)
But enough about me, let's talk about you!
-You're pretty damn amazing yourself.
-You're not arrogant at all!! (This has to be my biggest pet peeve of all times.)
-You treat people the way you would like to be treated regardless of how 'better' you think you are.
-You have a sense of humor and aren't easily offended or 'put off'
-You 'get me.' I have a fun and playful side but I also have a serious and business side too!
-You can keep up with me. I admit, I can be a handful at times but who likes boring and mundane anyway? ;)
-You have your sh*t together, know what you want, & you're over the games. :-)
What? You're still reading? Sweet!!! Message me! Your life will never be the same again! Har har har! :)
Q: I've added you to my favorite's list, why haven't you messaged me?
A: Sorry, I didn't realize that was my cue to initiate conversation. ;)
Q: I clicked on the 'I want to meet this awesome woman now' feature. Why haven't you messaged me?
A : Oh, because those ridiculous, impersonal notifications were filling up my inbox so now they go to some random persons email. Maybe they'll message you?!?
Q: I sent you a message in Spanish, why haven't you responded?
A: That's like me sending you a message in Paleolithic symbols and expecting you to decode it. Try again!
PS. What's up with all the dog, sunset, food, car, boat, house, muscles, abs and/or other random pics? I don't get it and i'm not impressed. Less really is more. :-)
PSS. A man with a soul patch makes me wanna make him a sandwich!! Lol! ;)
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