About Me
No se puede leer español ok?!! Now that we got that out of the way.....
Hello normal men not seeking toxic, unhealthy, complicated interaction! Welcome to my profile 5% of you who are still reading! :)
Is this the part where I insert a lot of catchy adjectives about me? The ones to make you think i'm pretty damn amazing (which I am by the way haha) and then they suddenly disappear once the comfort zone has been established? Lol! Oh wait, that's after the fat engagement ring. Jk Jk!!! :-) Ok, here it goes....
I'm:
-Amazing
-Witty
-Intelligent
-Classy
How am I doing so far? :-)
-Ambitious
-Outgoing
-Amazing (just making sure you haven't forgot) :-)
-Vivacious
-Smart
-Responsible
Aren't you bored yet? Lol! But seriously, I am all that and more but don't you wanna find out for yourself? I'm a writer and I know how to make me sound good! Don't take my word for it! :)
But enough about me, let's talk about you!
-You're pretty damn amazing yourself.
-You're not arrogant at all!! (This has to be my biggest pet peeve of all times.)
-You treat people the way you would like to be treated regardless of how 'better' you think you are.
-You have a sense of humor and aren't easily offended or 'put off'
-You 'get me.' I have a fun and playful side but I also have a serious and business side too!
-You can keep up with me. I admit, I can be a handful at times but who likes boring and mundane anyway? ;)
What? You're still reading? Sweet!!! Message me! Your life will never be the same again! Har har har! :)
FAQ's:
Q: I've added you to my favorite's list, why haven't you messaged me?
A: Sorry, I didn't realize that was my cue to initiate conversation. ;)
Q: I clicked on the 'I want to meet this awesome woman now' feature. Why haven't you messaged me?
A : See above :)
Q: I sent you a message in Spanish, why haven't you responded?
A: That's like me sending you a message in Paleolithic symbols and expecting you to decode it. Try again!
First Date
Can we get past the voice test first? Gotta make sure you don't sound like Kermit the Frog! :)
Once you pass that a casual place where we can talk about why you lied about your height will work just fine.....
Mail Settings
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lastdamntime
you MUST meet the following criteria:
Male
Older than 35
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
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Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Friendship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke
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