Let's get something straight;
I speak fluent sarcasm.
I love video games
I love to smoke pot.
I love to drink whiskey.
I am a professional dog trainer.
I'm a rocker chick at heart but I will rap the sh*tout of some luda once in a while.
I'm 5' short.
I have a three legged dog.
I was born in another country and adopted, imported illegally into america, and then legalized; sound familiar CALIFORNIA?!?! Kudos if you get the reference.
Yeah, I'll probably judge you by your profile pictures before I read about you, but that's how you got here, isn't it?
Let's roll a fat one, down a bottle, and then throw eggs at high school kids while telling them to use a condom...No? Well, like you could come up with something better.