Random and stupid facts that may or may not scare you off. Many Bothans died brining this information, for the record.
I do not drive because of epileptic fits caused by a medication. That is being remedied as I am slowly being taken off said medication. Then, new car, and I will congest L.A. like everyone else.
I feel that Largest dating site on the web does not mean best dating site on the web.
I can cook. Well enough that I have lived off the skill, but I was not ever formally trained.
I am a smart ass. Part of my thigh is pretty sarcastic too.
I want to be Oscar Wilde and Mr. Darcy combined, without the Scandal of the first, and the cold shoulder of the second.
I have a zombie Survival plan. And it will work.
I also have a boring old apocalypse plan. More Mad Max/Book of Eli, Less the Road.
I am proof old goths do not die they just stop dying their hair.
I believe in in practicing chivalry and gallantry
(I like to hold doors for people.)
I believe kindness is strength.
I have a romantic streak a mile wide. There is a kinky goat path on the side. okay, more of a frontage road.
I absolutely cannot stand people who use absolutes.
I once killed a man with a potato peeler for a Klondike bar. it took hours and made a mess.
I am told my profile does not represent my goofiness enough so here is a butt (|)
I like scaring people. Like jumping out and saying BOO! not by locking them in a box.
Riding horses is a great love.
I think doing right by others is a gift.
I do not like heights.
For fun I make things, films, out of metal, out of leather, out of cloth, and weird animations, I make foods and strange drinks.
I also write. A lot. Like a lot a lot. Poetry, Screenplays, Short stories, erotica novels, recipes, labels and once I scribbled.
I think Tradition is stupid. Go what with works, is good for everyone, and makes sense.
I like cold nights and breezy stormy days, (I am in the wrong place for that, I know.)
I cuddle until I fall asleep.
Sometimes I need to just walk in the rain.
I think the beaches at night are awesome.
Train rides are awesome.
I think Awesome is overused.
I am learning the Concertina, an instrument I have wanted to learn since I saw it in a cartoon at about 5. Weird reason I know.
I went to a military school in Eastern Europe.
Organized sports bore me, but I like the outdoorsy stuff.
I am an INTP, if you are into the Meyer’s Brigg’s thing. I had always thought I was an extrovert, but found that to be delusion.
I like martial arts. Not like a bro, but because the ART part always brought me peace of mind.
Camping is fun.
I want to learn about video games. never had time before.
I enjoy puppy breath.
I am kind of into adventure, but love the joys of a good day in.
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”
Dr. Seuss: “We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams." -W.B. Yeats
“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.” -Oscar Wilde.
"Odi et amo. quare id faciam, fortasse requiris? nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior." -Catullus 85
Peter O'Toole is a double 'Phallacy' "- Groucho Marx
I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams.- H. P. Lovecraft
“Death twitches my ear; 'Live,' he says... 'I'm coming.” ? Virgil
Other Crap I like
MUSIC IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
Sisters of Mercy
Nine Inch Nails
The hungry Ghost
London After Midnight
Type O Negative
The Hungry Ghost
Neutral milk hotel
Funeral in June
Siuoxee and the Banshees
Mindless Self Indulgence
Dead Can Dance
and horror punk.
T.V SHOWS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
Game Of Thrones
Short Film Channel
The Mighty Boosh
Battle Star Galatica
American Horror Story
Downton Abbey... Yup Love it.
And oddly Enough Talk Soup.
FILMS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
The Assassination of Jesse James
I would love to do the following on a date...
Urban Decay Exploration
Re-enact the Crimean War using breadsticks
Fight of a Cult of Cthulhu
Volunteer at a secular Non Profit
Go the library
Do a crafty project
YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF:
• You have a Daria or Emily Strange happening (just do not be a cartoon)
• If you DO NOT have a Goth Thing going, but do not mind weirdo's
•You like lists.
•If you want a real friend
•An actual romantic date
•To have a great meal cooked for you
•If you are a pervy hobbit fancier
•If you like film, art, culture, literature.
•Have a brain
•Are emotionally mature
•Can hold a conversation
•Care about our country and want it too be one of the good guys again
•Like to travel
•Want to do something unique and fun
•Love walking in haunted houses with the lights off
•Love making films.
Please do not message me:
•You say Y.O.L.O
•You are a pothead
•You are insincere.
•You are a sheep
• Read my profile and think "He is a little dark". Really? No kidding.
•If you think Jersey Shore is Good Television
•Think fake nails/spraytans/ malls are the height of culture
•Do not "get" books
•Think art is a waste of time
•Have a hard time dealing with dark humor
•Were raised by a cult, fundamentalist or religious zealot of any kind, See prophets in your food or inanimate objects.
•Have multiple personalities
•Are a bigot
•Want to be a barbie.
•Believe in Intelligent Design
•Care about "SWAG"
•Are making a Duck face
•Have a gang symbol picture
•Smell like hot garbage
•Were recently bit by a zombie
•Dislike the spooky
•Cannot wrap your noggin around Edward Gorey
•Are a member of the Hillsboro baptist church
•Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die (okay wait, maybe contact me, but not if you wanna continue the course of action)
•Do not understand the Concept of Climate Change
•Do not like animals
•Want to have kids with my DNA (adoption is fine)
•Are going to harvest my organs, or flesh
•Want to hurt me in anyway shape or form
•Going to waste my time by messaging me even though you know we have fundamental differences that will make us not get along even as friends.
•Going to waste my time
•Or if you are a user.
Also- Do not be a jerkface.