Hello my name is David,
I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with the bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I can’t kill a fly, I cried twice like a girl when I watched “Notebook,” I stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the nighttime that I find magical, if you will, which keeps me up working or hanging out aimlessly. Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak to your knees from joy.
You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell, and are generally happy and you have respect in keeping yourself in shape. Lastly, post current pictures of yourself... I'm not interested in seeing pictures of dogs and cats, I'm on a dating site not a pet shop....The rest is negotiable.
Update: 3/22/13, save yourself a lot of time.... If your dishonest about anything!!!! I am not interested in anyone who is less than truthful....