I'm not a baby daddy with 6 different baby by 8 different mama. That already disqualifies me from about 1/2 of the population. Fine by me.
I keep myself in shape by watching what I eat and working out at least 5x a week. My match should like to stay fit as well.
As much as the ladies on here complain about guys posing shirtless with sunglasses, us guys think it's corny when girls go into the department store changing room and take selfies while wearing clothes they no intention of buying.
I do not do drugs or drink myself into a coma. One or two beers is good enough. If you are a pothead or a boozer, stay away from my profile.
Is it rude for a man to request a slender woman that's 36-24-36? Only as rude as it is for a woman to request a man that's over 6 foot.
"Edgy" & "sarcastic" is the 21st century way of saying "I'm rude". I can be funny and like to laugh, but when it's appropriate.