Hey Look! It's a profile that doesn't use a list of adjectives, or the words 'wussup' or 'hookup'. Amazing, right?
But you're here to read about me, so here it goes. I've been divorced for awhile and I have three daughters with me part time. My hobbies include being geeky, saving the world, and things my kids tell me that I have to like. I enjoy music of all kinds, but I've been told by my friends that my dancing looks like a giraffe on fire. I don't have any pets, but I do have a passion for puppies. I'm not big on pina coladas and I haven't been to a beach in years.
My family and friends would probably describe me as kind and loyal and someone whom is always telling corny jokes. I try not to take life too seriously and also tend to be pretty sarcastic – and yes, I can take it as well as I can give it out! I think I probably talk too much once you get to know me but at first I might be a little quiet. I don't mind going to small town bars to hang out, because that is the only thing to do in North Dakota. I am ex-military, now working for the government as a super ninja of contract negotiating, wielding my pen of truthiness as the savior of taxpayers everywhere. I've traveled to many places and hope to travel more, but with a special woman at my side the next time around, enjoying each other in the Alps or by the ocean.
I know it's hard to get to know someone by just a few photos and a couple of paragraphs, so if you want to get to know me better you should message me. I have been made aware that there are a bunch of strange people doing this whole online dating thing. So I figured I should filter out said wierdos by asking three questions:
1. Have you ever been a fan of Nickelback?
2. Have you ever watched more than one episode of either Jersey Shore or Keeping up with the Kardashians?
3. Do you consider Twilight to be a 'vampire' movie?
Honestly though, anything else you want to know I would be glad to tell you. I am an open book, ask me anything.