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The_Talking_Mule: CUDDLY SNUGGLER SOUGHT
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Seattle, Washington
Details
40 year old Man, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Cancer with Black hair
Intent
The_Talking_Mule isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
Associates degree
Personality
Tattooed/Pierced
Profession
Hungry Hungry Hippo


dating
Oh my word, I'm shirtless, all you haters must be in a tizzy by now. Sorry, life's too short for me to worry about some you know what hating on my pic. You got issues, get over yourselves






I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years
Second Language German  



About Me
Time for a profile rewrite but POF would not let me edit until I chose a personality type, so I chose tattooed dude with piercings, it fits just as well as any of the other choices, like my tats?

So, what am I looking for? Women to chat with online, possibly somebody to meet offline. Odd fact: I'm not a straight male, I'm pretty much a homo, but I enjoy the company of women and oddly, I enjoy cuddling with a hot woman more than I enjoy cuddling with a guy. True story, for those who don't believe me and think I'm a straight dude trying to trick you, I'll show you the home made gay porn with me in it.

Honestly, a lot of gay males, I prefer the word homo actually, a lot of homos enjoy the companionship of women, you'd be surprised, not to mention, you know that problem you women have with straight males? You know, the "hi" or "how are you?" emails that are so pathetically lame? It's a male thing, straight males, gay males, they all do the same idiotic lame thing and I get hundreds of emails from homos all saying "hi" and nothing more and I will have nothing to do with some lamo like that.

Anyway, it may be nice to meet a cute, attractive woman for hanging out or snugglin', maybe. Like all males, I tend to like younger women, and for an aging dude like myself who is 50 (yeah, some how the wrong age got entered the first time), younger for me is as old as 40. Dare I wish to meet a woman as young as 30? I know there are women in their 40's who are still hot, that works too. Why would a gay male like a hot woman, why should it matter? Because we're just like you, no matter what the sex orientation or the gender, we're all attracted to attractive people, inside and out. That's how human beings are wired, ALL OF US.

If you doubt this, lemme know when you see a 43 year old woman french kissing a 72 year old man. You won't. See? We're all human and I'm no exception, whether it's snugglin' or sex or just wanting to hang out.

I should mention one definite deal breaker, though I'm a homo, I am NOT a liberal, I'm disgusted with what obama has done to my money, my freedom, my country I served during war time for. I'm NOT a conservative, I'm NOT a republican, but I DAMN SURE AM NOT A LIBERAL and if you are far left we are not gonna like one another, if you are moderate left maybe we can hang. If you believe that forcing Americans to buy health insurance IN THE LAND OF THE FREE was the answer to the health care issue, just get lost. Seriously.

While you're at it, look up the word: LIBERTY. We veterans risked EVERYTHING, we risked our security, our physical safety, our limbs, our lives, we risked EVERYTHING, FOR LIBERTY. NOTHING is more important than AMERICAN L-I-B-E-R-T-Y, not health care, not physical security, nothing (We risked our HEALTH FOR FREEDOM, REMEMBER?) or why else would we have risked EVERYTHING for liberty in the first place? If this makes no sense to you, again, get lost. I'll say one last thing on this subject, if you in ANY WAY wanna debate FREEDOM, some of you have said: "there is no such thing as freedom, freedom is an abstract outdated concept." Good. THEN GIVE UP YOUR FREEDOM TO HAVE AN ABORTION FIRST... Oh Oh Oh... suddenly you understand FREEDOM, HUH? Funny how that works? Huh? Now you're ALL ABOUT YOUR FREEDOM HUH?

For all other women who are like myself, not very political, respect humanity, do not seek to impose their will upon other human beings, and who want something nice in life while we are here on this earth for our short moment in time, write to me. Life truly is short, I cannot believe I hit 50 so soon, life seems tragically short, I don't wanna waste it on obamas, politics, left nor right wing whack jobs, I just wanna enjoy what little time we have here on earth. For me, that bit about enjoyment sometimes means snuggling up to a sexy attractive woman. As for body type, I tend to like "a little more" rather than "a little less". That doesn't mean I like BBW, BBW is not for me, it just means I like a little too much over a little too little, a little meat on a woman never hurt anybody and that's they way you're supposed to be, with some curves. I won't exclude skinny women but I'm just giving my preferences. I'm open to women of all races.

I'm also totally open to meeting women who have become guys, FTM people (but not the reverse) and lesbians. I have met lesbians in the past and they've told me they needed a no stress guy who they could snuggle with, without having to worry about fighting off a guy that was gonna try to "convert them".

First Date
I should add another major deal breaker for me, jacked feet. Those sexy high heeled pumps that some men with their shoe fetish love, the way those shoes mangle women's feet, I can't look at that. The way the big toe becomes permanently and grotesquely bent over into the little toes, the bunions, the red bruises, and again, that once straight big toe that's now permanently crooked, bent in, mashed over into the little toes, that mangled disfigurement, I can't look at that.

Ladies, as you well know, and YOU DO KNOW, many men are stupid when it comes to certain things, one of them is being in love with plucking PRETTY SHOES instead of PRETTY FEET.

Ladies, big hint, PRETTY FEET ARE A MILLION TIMES NICER than pretty shoes any day of the week. Please don't destroy your feet with those nasty mean shoes. Wear Birkenstocks, wear combat boots, wear sneakers, whatever, but don't destroy your pretty feet. I definitely don't wanna meet a woman with jacked feet and I've seen some very very pretty, sexy women on POF, then I see their feet in those open toe high heeled pumps, that big toe grotesquely bent and mashed over into the little toes, and my desire to meet falls to zero, to negative 50. :-)


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