Reality usually sucks, thought I'd try something fake for a change, not looking for the real thing, looking for something fake. Before I continue, let me say, I'm not a heterosexual male, I've been described mostly as homo, but not really, and I wouldn't call myself bi. I am what I am, and as I get older the less it matters anyway, the older we get, the nastier we get, and the nastier we get, the less I wanna see anybody naked (yeah, I'm having a mid-life wake up call). Minor detail: I do not have a cell phone, can't text, no interest in texts. Major detail: I had a very active queer sex life, though I'm HIV negative, I do have herpes, just in case on the slim .000001% chance we ever wanna "hubba hubba". Gotta keep some things real.
If I save your profile to "my favorites" it could be for any reason, sometimes something you wrote moved me, or I think you're hot, or I like the photo of a lake, river, or forest in your profile, the reasons are many, or I want time to decide if I like your profile, just an FYI.
Quick digression, what's with the duck face? So many duck face photos. Is that a mating call? :-D
Back to reality, which sucks most times. Speaking of which, I'm not too fond of "far" left liberals, I never was this way, but you've become too extreme of late, and it's hard to trust or like you and 99% of liberal voting homos when they've just helped pass a law that makes every honest American an outlaw if they refuse to comply with big brother's mandate to buy health insurance. How could you ever be a friend to me when you would turn me into an outlaw, sending the full might of federal law enforcement against me simply because I breathe without state mandated health insurance? If you truly believe, I mean YOU TRULY BELIEVE that turning honest Americans into outlaws is the answer to our health care dilemma, just pass me by. I thought I'd better get that out of the way because when politics translate into bad things happening to me during my day, when your politics affect me in such an extreme manner, your politics matter. There is no room for debate on this one, NEVER IN AMERICA SHOULD AN AMERICAN BE AN OUTLAW BECAUSE HE EXISTS WITHOUT HEALTH INSURANCE. Never. RESPECT The United States Constitution, or you'll get zero respect from me.
If you're a fake liberal maybe we can deal. I'm not a republican, I'm just me, and I believe in as much Freedom and Liberty as is practical within our society, that's what America was created for, wasn't it. I prefer to keep focus less on politics and focus more on being a decent person, who, if I'm not going "to give good things to others" then at the very least I wish to do no harm. That's never been more important than now as the world of people around me injure each other, kill each other, or suck each other dry like blood sucking vampires. Boy, this is really becoming a cheery profile isn't it? It's that dang reality I've been warning about, see?
So back to fake, I've done my time with real. Most of you can agree, you've had a good dose of real and it sux, right? Anyway I wasn't talking about fake reality, I was talking about fake relationships. The crap real relationships are actually made of, I can do without that, willing to try something fake for a change.
Speaking of fake, my age is fake, I'm not 30 something, I'm 49, but "oops I wrote in the wrong age, how did that happen?" I confess here in the open forum of plenty of fish. So I'm at this "weird" place in my life, being nearly 50, and I see time is short, and if I ever want to get to gettin' to something, I better get to it sooner than later. What am I gettin' at? Does anyone really know? Some know themselves better, some less, in the end, who knows? Sometimes it would be nice to have a friend to chat with, sometimes to snuggle with, and though relationships seem less viable than ever at my age, maybe there is a workable reality somewhere in there. I may be mostly homo but I have known "hubba hubba" with women and with the "right one", it was good, but no, obviously that specifically is not the goal of this profile. I'm not a hetero man pretending to be a homo. NO STRAIGHT MAN with a hard-on would ever go through this much trouble for a piece of as.s. Heck, such men have difficulty writing anything more than: "Hey" when they see the object of their wet dreams, let alone write a novel like I have. So rest assured that the reason for this profile is not me looking to fu.ck your brains out. By the way, I can laugh at my own humor ;-)
So looking for something fake? I've had a good dose of reality, I'm now ready for a good fantasy :-)
One final note, ladies, don't pluck your eyebrows, natural eye brows on a woman are a beautiful thing, let 'em grow natural, don't worry, they won't grow like men's eyebrows, they'll grow like nature intended them to grow on a woman, beautifully!
I wrote this about men and the myth of "cheating" recently, I believe this is the best I've ever done to explain the myth of the cheating man:
Men don't cheat. Let's see if I can explain this is few words or less:
Males are males. You've learned something about males from me. They like to boink. They like to boink A LOT. I told you how in homo world a "couple" could go to a sex party and one or both boink and/or get boinked by THIRTY GUYS at the party. It's not slutty, it's not whoring, it's just guys being guys, guy's like to boink A LOT.
This is not males "cheating" this is males doing what males do and what males have always done.
This is no mystery to women. I REPEAT, THIS IS NO MYSTERY TO WOMEN.
Now along comes a woman who KNOWS men are this way but she just chooses to forget that bit about males and says: "I want you to stop being a male and if you act like a male I'm gonna call that cheating." If you wanna be with me you have stop being who you are, while you're at it, stop breathing, eating, sleeping, etc. etc."
She knows men are highly sexed, but she chose to ignore the obvious, and she chose to create a phenomenon called "cheating" by telling a male not to be who he is.
That's the essence of "cheating" which in my books does not exist. The only thing that exists is women foolishly telling men that they can't be what they are.
Is it wrong for a woman to want a guy to be with her and only her? No. I'm not saying that at all.
Is it wrong for a woman to put the blame on men for men being men? Yep. Telling a guy he is cheating is like telling him he's not really wired that way and pretending like a woman never knew that when ALL WOMEN KNOW that men are in fact wired this way, that's one of the main courses of study for women growing up: "Oh men are such cheaters" they learn from mom, sis, tv, movies, school, etc. etc. etc.
So women know men are wired this way.
None of this is to say that one man and one woman cannot be happy together, maybe they can, maybe they can't. This essay is to say that "cheating" is a construct of the female imagination, for men it's not cheating, it's just men doing what men do. Take a look at 99% of men in marriages, soul dead, unhappy, sexless, worn out creatures. It's not natural for men.
Relationships are like anything in life, we just gotta deal with it. I won't say "it's work" or "nobody said it would be easy" because I believe relationships, if they are good, are effortlessly easy, just the way they were before we became confused adults. Kids know how to do the relationship thing, they like each other, they're happy. End of story.