I enjoy the finer things in life. Like flowers, fine linens and adjustable restraints.
I think tattoos are sexy as hell.
I think that Jaws is the best horror movie ever made and I think that Shark Week rocks.
I read books without pictures.
I work the NY Times Crossword Puzzle in pen. Sometimes, it gets messy.
I drink, I smoke and I swear. I don’t apologize, I embrace my vices and we’re old friends.
I believe that punctuation saves lives. As in “Let’s eat, Grandma!” vs. Lets eat Grandma!
Sometimes I ride shopping carts. I like adventure.
I make up words at random. Like funkilicious. Yes, that was F U N K.
I work for a living and I enjoy it.
I love to cook and I’m pretty good at it.
I like to give massages. I give great thumb.
I prefer listening to music than watching TV.
I'm a saucy wench and love Ren Faires.
I'm pretty good with a Nerf gun.
I enjoy sunsets, walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.
I believe that kissing is an art form.
I think that scintillating words can be enticingly sexy.
I embrace my crazy.
I’m fun and I laugh easily. I crack myself up all the time…
I love cars. Driving them, shows, races and generally looking at them and rubbing up against them. Not all the time though, that would just be weird.
I’m not a huge sports fan other than hockey, GO SHARKS! but if you take me to a game, I will scream and cheer on your favorite teams. Yeah, I’m a screamer.
I'm a mom and a grandma and yeah, I rock them like a boss.
So I suppose I’m looking for someone who wants to talk with me, laugh with me, explore the world or just the backyard with me.
Send me a message if you're interested in knowing the real me :-)