I just got back from Australia, got a call to perform emergency surgery on an injured kangaroo. Apparently the kangaroo was involved in incident while boxing and hopping around with Crockodil Dundee.
I'm not a doctor, just look like one. But, what does a doctor look like? Anyway, I'm on the beach, sipping a bit of rum, just finished snorkeling. You won't believe I ran into a mermaid, yes a mermaid. Found out she was married, so here I am on this dating site, looking for a mermaid type of woman.
One may ask, what is a mermaid type of woman? I don't know, but when I see one, I'll know she's the one.
I feel like eating curry oxtails, rice and peas, with jerk chicken and Bob Marley tunes playing from a 1970's Boom Box. Authentic, Ocho Rios style.
You and I somewhere exotic, laughing our asses off, while sipping on Mimosas and eating shrimp****ail. Anyway, contact me if you're as spontaneous as I , like to have fun and have a sense of adventure. I'm constantly traveling, I'm retired and financial stable, catch me if you have an interest.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First date will be decided mutually.